Christina Hendricks and her over-sized mammaries are on the cover of Overanalyzing Magazine.

I must admit Overanalyzing Magazine has an impressive list of articles tackling all the important issues of the modern woman. If I allowed my wives to read, I would definitely have them study this magazine.

Women are like sheep they must be lead to the green grass, then sheared, and finally slaughtered. Overanalyzing Magazine looks like very green grass to me.

Tara Reid has announced that she went completely naked for Playboy’s December issue. If that isn’t disturbing enough “Real Housewives of New York” star Kelly Bensimon is also set to appear naked in that very same issue.

What the hell is Playboy doing? Tara Reid and Kelly Bensimon in the same issue? Are they doing a salute to “The Girls of Horribly Disfiguring Plastic Surgery”. Playboy’s airbrushing department is going to have to work day and night from now till December to make those pics viewable.