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Miley Cyrus Mocks Christians For Halloween

Durka Durka — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:29:01 +0000

Miley Cyrus is a dedicated Muslim and the epitome of virtue and class in the entertainment industry (unlike a certain slutty and litigious “country” music singer, lets call her T Swift or better yet Taylor S). For Halloween this year Miley Cyrus took the opportunity to further show her allegiance to Allah by mockingly dressing up as a typical infidel Christian.

As you can see in the photo above Miley Cyrus is in “whiteface”, she has a cross painted on her forehead, her tits are exposed, and she is hanging out with a couple of skanks. If that costume doesn’t say “Caucasian Christ lover” I don’t know what does. Kudos Miley on a great Halloween costume, your dedication to Islam is admirable.

Paris Hilton Is A Very Authenic Indian

Durka Durka — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 20:30:40 +0000

Devil worshipers in America take their holiday of Halloween very seriously, and town bicycle Paris Hilton just so happens to be one of those Devil worshipers.

As you can see in the pictures below, Paris Hilton dressed up as an Indian or “savage Native American” for Halloween. Not only did Paris get an extremely authentic Indian dress and head piece, but she also mimicked the customs of the savages to near perfection.

Like all Native American women Paris Hilton proudly paraded her sloppy naked body around for all the men to see. To further add to the realism of her costume she even let her nipple slip out like a typical savage slut.

Not only did Paris Hilton imitate the sexual moral ineptitudes of the Native American people, but she also nailed their other vices. After having just one sip of “fire water” Paris Hilton lost all control and began chugging liquor straight from the bottle. She then trashed the party, contracted smallpox, and ran off into the woods (possibly to f*ck a coyote).

Yes Paris Hilton takes Halloween very seriously as her authentic portrayal of a Native American in the pictures below clearly shows.

Kim Kardashian’s Jasmine Halloween Costume

Durka Durka — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:13:00 +0000

Kim Kardashian continued her quest to mock and degrade Muslim women on Saturday by dressing up as a Middle Eastern whore.

Kardashian apologists have claimed that Kim was just dressing up as Jasmine from Disney’s unholy affront to Arab culture “Aladdin”. But our sources close to Kim tell us another story. When Kim was asked who she was dressed as for Halloween she replied, “What the hell is Halloween? I’m just trying to make Arab women look like whores… and pick up black guys.”

You can judge for yourself. Just looks at these pictures of Kim Kardashian supposedly dressed as “Jasmine”. Oh how she mocks us!

Chris Brown’s Shocking Halloween Costume: ‘A Salt’ and ‘Battery’ (PICS)

Jimmy Jihad — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:16:06 +0000

In a wacky attempt to make light of his domestic violence issues with Rihanna, Chris Brown and a friend have chosen the outrageously tasteless Halloween costumes of “A Salt” and “Battery.” This is no doubt a play on the term “assault and battery,” and is meant to poke fun at the brutal beating he allegedly gave Rihanna earlier this year. Leave it to the always optimistic Brown to take a negative situation and make the best out of it.

Brown, pictured above as “Battery,” came up with the idea while antiquing with his friend and longtime male companion, Rinaldo, who is pictured above as “A Salt.” At first, Brown was apprehensive about the costumes, until the always catty Rinaldo assured him that “if Rihanna can take a beating, she can surely take a joke.”

Added Rinaldo, “Ewww, I’m such a bitch.”

Happy Halloween, fellas!

Noah Cyrus Is Too Damn Sexy!

Jimmy Jihad — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:11:26 +0000

Miley Cyrus is about to turn 17, and frankly, it’s showing. Age is taking its toll on her once perfect body. She’s clearly hit the wall, and in another year or two she’ll be an old hag like Lindsay Lohan.

But luckily for us, help is on the way! Meet Noah Cyrus, Miley’s sexy 9-year-old sister. This past weekend Noah was driving all the boys wild with not one, but two sexy Halloween costumes, both of which featured trashy makeup and black leather knee-high boots!

Clearly, Noah is comfortable in her sexuality. That come-hither smile and those knowing glances show that she’s not afraid to use her raw sexuality to her advantage.

I predict she’ll have photo spread in Maxim sometime next year. Unfortunately we’ll have to wait for her to appear in Playboy and Hustler thanks to this country’s ridiculous child-pornography laws. American’s will let a woman vote, but they won’t let a nine-year girl take her top off? You’re all a bunch of hypocrites!

What’s the big deal? Mohammed had a 9-year-old wife, and he turned out pretty damn good. As my uncle Ali back Saudi Arabia used to say, “if there’s grass on the field, play ball…provided she is a virgin from a respectable klan and her clitoris has been removed.”