Kim Kardashian continued her quest to mock and degrade Muslim women on Saturday by dressing up as a Middle Eastern whore.
Kardashian apologists have claimed that Kim was just dressing up as Jasmine from Disney’s unholy affront to Arab culture “Aladdin”. But our sources close to Kim tell us another story. When Kim was asked who she was dressed as for Halloween she replied, “What the hell is Halloween? I’m just trying to make Arab women look like whores… and pick up black guys.”
You can judge for yourself. Just looks at these pictures of Kim Kardashian supposedly dressed as “Jasmine”. Oh how she mocks us!
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In a wacky attempt to make light of his domestic violence issues with Rihanna, Chris Brown and a friend have chosen the outrageously tasteless Halloween costumes of “A Salt” and “Battery.” This is no doubt a play on the term “assault and battery,” and is meant to poke fun at the brutal beating he allegedly gave Rihanna earlier this year. Leave it to the always optimistic Brown to take a negative situation and make the best out of it.
Brown, pictured above as “Battery,” came up with the idea while antiquing with his friend and longtime male companion, Rinaldo, who is pictured above as “A Salt.” At first, Brown was apprehensive about the costumes, until the always catty Rinaldo assured him that “if Rihanna can take a beating, she can surely take a joke.”
Added Rinaldo, “Ewww, I’m such a bitch.”
Happy Halloween, fellas!
Miley Cyrus is about to turn 17, and frankly, it’s showing. Age is taking its toll on her once perfect body. She’s clearly hit the wall, and in another year or two she’ll be an old hag like Lindsay Lohan.
But luckily for us, help is on the way! Meet Noah Cyrus, Miley’s sexy 9-year-old sister. This past weekend Noah was driving all the boys wild with not one, but two sexy Halloween costumes, both of which featured trashy makeup and black leather knee-high boots!
Clearly, Noah is comfortable in her sexuality. That come-hither smile and those knowing glances show that she’s not afraid to use her raw sexuality to her advantage.
I predict she’ll have photo spread in Maxim sometime next year. Unfortunately we’ll have to wait for her to appear in Playboy and Hustler thanks to this country’s ridiculous child-pornography laws. American’s will let a woman vote, but they won’t let a nine-year girl take her top off? You’re all a bunch of hypocrites!
What’s the big deal? Mohammed had a 9-year-old wife, and he turned out pretty damn good. As my uncle Ali back Saudi Arabia used to say, “if there’s grass on the field, play ball…provided she is a virgin from a respectable klan and her clitoris has been removed.”
