As you can see in the photo above, former Disney star Amanda Bynes has converted to Islam and is wearing a stylish but ill-fitting burka.
It is always darkest before the dawn, so it is great to see that Amanda Bynes has finally seen the light, and pulled herself out of the Zionist infested cesspool of depravity and intoxicants that is Hollywood. Now the only high Amanda will concern herself with is the natural high which comes from serving at the beck and call of us Muslim men.
Of course Amanda Bynes will have to make amends for her years of living in sin. However, her knack for driving cars into things could prove invaluable when she is sent on her special “mission” of repentance with a trunk loaded with “retribution” for the infidels.
After losing to the New England Patriots on Sunday, Denver Broncos’ quarterback and devout Christian Tim Tebow is reportedly now questioning his faith in the Jew God Jesus.
After completing a remarkable run in which the Broncos won 6 straight games in miracle fashion, Tebow appeared to be receiving some divine intervention. However, even with Jesus on his side, Tebow and the Broncos came up short against the Patriots, and now Tebow is wondering if he didn’t back the wrong God.
Tebow is reportedly considering switching his allegiance to Islam. According to a source, “Tebow just believes that the Christian God can only take him so far, and going into the playoffs he is going to need a stronger and more masculine God on his side if he is going to win it all”.
Obviously us Muslims would welcome Tim Tebow into our faith as he is a great athlete and his enormous arms could easily crush many a Jew skull. If Tebow does the right thing and converts to Islam I will guarantee that Allah will smite those who oppose him and he will win the Super Bowl. Allahu Akbar!