When you think of old crusty dried up vaginas one name immediately comes to mind, Madonna. That is why it is no surprise that the vaginal lubrication company “Vagisil” has signed Madonna to be their spokeswoman and appear in their Super Bowl commercial this Sunday.
As you can see by the leaked footage above, the Vagisil Super Bowl AD will feature Madonna dragging her nasty irritated lady parts across the ground, and will serve as a disturbing reminder to older women of the importance of lubricating their sin bits.
Yes the name Madonna will soon forever be synonymous with vaginal irritation. If my money wasn’t all tied up in goats and sleeper cells right now I’d invest heavily in Vagisil, for this powerful imagery is sure to bring in record profits.
Above is the new Morgan Freeman commercial for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Morgan Freeman certainly brings his trademark laid-back style to the AD. Just from the expression on his face alone the viewer can almost hear Morgan thinking “Mmmm mmm dat chikin sho lookin good”.
Of course as Muslims we don’t care much for this KFC, as the only thing we like to deep fry are Jews and lecherous women. Allahu Akbar!
Proud Aryan Megan Fox shows her disdain for minorities in a commercial calling for the deportation of all Mexicans.
As you can see in the video below a couple of Mexicans wash up on the shores of “Megan Fox Island”, which is a representation of a racially pure America. When Megan learns that the visitors are no good wet backs she captures them before they can go on well fare.
Megan Fox then ships the free loading beaners back to Africa so that they can be with their own people. Truly a controversial and powerful commercial.
Tiger Woods and Nike caused a great deal of controversy yesterday with a new commercial which features Tiger awkwardly staring into the camera as the voice of his dead father Earl Woods berates him from beyond the grave.
Many are outraged at Tiger for exploiting his dead father to get forgiveness from the consumer masses. I however do not blame Tiger for the ad, but am instead furious at Nike. This commercial would have been a million times better if they would of had the audio from Tiger’s voicemail to that whore, were he begs her to take her name of her voicemail playing, while he makes that stupid face.
Luckily for the marketing whiz kids at Nike someone on the Internet had the savvy to replace their ineffective audio with the Tiger Wood’s voicemail. See for yourself how great this Nike commercial is now below.
Actress Lindsay Lohan is suing Pedigree, insisting that its latest dog food commercial featuring a “bitch” named Echo is based on her.
Lohan filed a suit in Nassau County (N.Y.) Supreme Court on Monday claiming the dog food company owes her $50 million in punitive damages and another $50 million in compensatory damages.
“My client is often called a bitch, and Pedigree is using that knowledge to profit,” LiLo’s lawyer Stephanie Ovadia said. “Like the bitch in this commercial, my client sometimes pisses on the carpet. Also, if there was ever a bitch in desperate need of a loving home, it’s Lindsay. This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
Watch the commercial below and judge for yourself.
After a disastrous performance by Tim Tebow at the Senior Bowl on Saturday, the group behind his controversial Super Bowl ad says it is changing its’ message.
Originally the ad was supposed to feature a Pro-Life message with Tim Tebow’s mom Pam Tebow reciting the story how she ignored her doctor’s suggestion to terminate her pregnancy of Tim. However the theme of the ad has now changed according to Mitch Adel, the CEO of the group who payed for the Super Bowl spot. He released this statement earlier today:
“After watching Tim Tebow’s sub-par performance at the Senior Bowl yesterday we have decided to change the message of our Super Bowl ad featuring Tim and his mom Pam. I think it was pretty obvious to anyone who watched that game that Tim is a 3rd to 5th round draft pick at best, and probably should have just been aborted.
You could say it was kind of a road to Damascus moment for me. I now see that we need abortions, and hope that our commercial, featuring a guy who will never make it as a starting QB in the NFL, will help young mother’s out there to do the right thing, and throw themselves down the nearest stairwell.”
Dr Ching the OB/GYN who originally suggested to Pam Tebow that she should terminate her pregnancy of Tim has been staunchly defending his medical recommendation for years, saying:
“Looking at Pam’s ultrasound and watching Tim’s movements and brain development in the womb I could tell he would have an elongated throwing motion, and would have trouble taking snaps under center as well as reading through progressions against an NFL defense. That is why I suggested to Pam that she terminate the pregnancy immediately less she give birth to a disappointment. Sadly she didn’t listen.”
The debate on whether Tim Tebow is an NFL quarterback or if he should have just been aborted 22 years ago will rage on. However, if Tim’s fundamentals do not start improving by the NFL combine I wouldn’t be at all surprised if his mom Pam just goes ahead and has him aborted before the NFL draft to save herself the embarrassment.