Noah Cyrus the 9-year-old younger sister of Disney star Miley Cyrus and her best friend Emily Grace have announced the launch of their new clothing line.

The clothing line will be called “Ooh! La, La Couture” and feature various short fluffy skirts and fishnet stockings for girls ages 5-12.

Wow this clothing line is going to be awesome! I think I speak for all the other leering pedophiles out there when I say it wouldn’t kill young girls these days to try to sex up there outfits a little more. I mean come on, a guy can only get so turned on looking at Dora the Explorer and Hello Kitty prints.

Kudos to you Noah and to the whole Cyrus family for finally providing a clothing outlet for young girls to express their sexual side.

Here is a video of Noah Cyrus and her friend Emily Grace discussing their upcoming clothing line with big sister Miley.