Clint Eastwood is such a dick tease! Look at him engulfing this banana so sensually. He knows exactly what he is doing to us guys.

Clint Eastwood has been setting men’s loins ablaze for years with his seductive snarls, and analogous use of gun play. However now he has gone too far.

How am I to be expected to concentrate on work after seeing this image? I just can’t stop picturing Clint and I laying naked by a pool, feeding each other fresh strawberries, and having tickle fights with plush pink feathers.

It really reflects poorly on our society that effeminate Marys like Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson are revered as Hollywood hunks.

Ladies, just look at this picture of a 19 year old Clint Eastwood. This is the type of guy that would rail you so hard you’d think your uterus was about to drop out. Then he’d smack you on the ass and send you happily off to the kitchen to fix him and sandwich while he fired up 8 cigarettes and adjusted his massive balls.

In contrast guys like Pattinson and Efron would slide their little needle dicks in you, immediately nut, then weep softly into your bosom for the next 3 hours.

But hey the choice is yours.