Former Disney star joined fellow young Hollywood sluts Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice in their effort to ruin Christmas, by posing for the above photo dressed as Santa’s disease-ridden whore.

Notice how Vanessa lifts up her slutty Santa dress sending the smell of tuna wafting through the air, attracting a stray dog. If that doesn’t put an end to the Christmas holiday I don’t know what will.

Former Disney star Selena Gomez continued her attack on what little decency is left in the Christmas holiday by wearing a ridiculous red sparkly Christmas whore suit, while sporting major camel toe in the photo above.

The outline of Selena Gomez’s disgusting engorged vaginal lips are clearly visible through this bedazzled nightmare of a Christmas outfit. Selena for her part seems quite pleased to be flaunting her disgusting baby maker in public like this during the holiday season.

Selena Gomez wasted little time in corrupting the holiday season with her slutty behavior. As you can see in the photos below, Selena Gomez dressed up as some sort of long legged Christmas whore.

Clearly Selena Gomez has little respect for the birthday Jew baby Jesus. Probably because she is Mexican and knows many baby Jesus’. Regardless, if Christians had any moral fortitude they would stone Selena Gomez most righteously for this sickening display.

Actress, activist, and devout Muslim, Miley Cyrus is courageously trying to bring an end to one of the most offensive Christian holidays with her “No Ho Ho” anti-Christmas campaign.

Miley Cyrus obviously started “No Ho Ho” because the celebration of some Jew broad squatting down in a barn and shitting out a self-entitled brat is not only stupid, but offensive to us Muslims and the one true God Allah. Besides if Islam had a holiday every time one of our women gave birth in a barn we’d be celebrating all year long!

Muslims everywhere must join Miley Cyrus in her efforts to end the Christmas holiday. If the heathens want to celebrate something then they should celebrate Ramadan, Allah knows the fasting would do them some good. Allahu Akbar!

Teen whores Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande combined forces in the photo above to completely ruin Christmas with their slutty antics.

What part about the birth of an (alleged) Jew God gets Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande so worked up that they have to put on these insanely inappropriate outfits and simulate sex moves in front of minorities in the hopes of getting their stockings stuffed with ebony man meat?

Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande have ruined Christmas by prostituting themselves like this. Anyone who now dares to celebrate this tainted Christmas holiday is risking being ostracized and prosecuted to the fullest extent of Islamic law.

Finally, someone had the nerve to stand up to the manufactured mess of Christmas and show how bored they are with this silly holiday.

While it may appear that the Kardashian family went out of their way to dress up for this photo, our intelligence sources say this is not the case. Our mole that has infiltrated the clan (who we will refer to as Lamar O.) conveyed that every night at 6:54 PM, the family convenes in formal wear on their staircase to consume a live goat, and offer the heart to appease their Armenian Gods.

Let us be on record as saying that we now may consider ourselves allies of the Kardashians. They appear to hate Christmas, love eating goat, and enjoy dressing to the 9′s in FABULOUS formal wear.

If I find out they like Jack Johnson as much as I do, I’m defecting, plain and simple. Oh, sweet Allah, I hope they like Jack Johnson!

Carrie Underwood shocked audiences during her “All-Star Holiday Special” Monday night, telling non-Christian viewers they should “change the f**king channel.”

During a profanity-laced opening that had to be edited for west-coast viewers, Underwood said that “you can’t have Christmas without Christ,” and that anyone who disagreed could “take it up with the A.C.L. Jew,” a derogatory reference to the American Civil Liberties Union.

“Where I come from, we say ‘Merry Christmas,’ not f**king ‘Happy Holidays,’ said Underwood while taking a generous swig from a bottle of Early Times Whiskey. “They made me call it an ‘All-Star Special,’ but it’s more like an ‘All Star of David Special.’”

After the vitriolic intro, Underwood launched into the song “Cowboy Casanova,” and the show seemed to return to normal. But near the end of the program, an obviously intoxicated Underwood launched into a second tirade directed at Catholics and Mormons.

“Since when did we start calling Catholics ‘Christians?’ said Underwood. “I can put a saddle on a donkey, but that don’t make it a horse. And just because those Mary worshipers carry around a cross don’t make them Christians.”

Added Underwood, “As for Mormons, f**k them too.”

A representative for Underwood declined comment.