In an incredibly beautiful and moving moment, convicted woman beater Chris Brown broke down into tears while prancing around stage at the BET awards lip syncing to pedophile Michael Jackson’s overrated music.
What better way to honor Michael Jackson than to have a psychopath whose career is clearly over dress up like him, and then have a complete emotional break down on stage for no apparent reason.
As you can see in the video below Chris Brown wanders around aimlessly while sobbing like Rihanna after she talked back to him, and is unable to carry-on pretending to sing Michael Jackson songs. It was a special moment and I still get chills every time I see it.
Chris Brown is said to be “violently angry” after learning that ticket sales for his Fan Appreciation Tour are falling flat. The singer, who used to sell out stadiums, can’t even fill up a venue as small as the House of Blues.
Things have gotten so bad that Brown has taken to searching through his fan club’s database and confronting members who have not purchased tickets.
One such fan, Lisa Nordberg of Albany, NY, was persuaded to purchase tickets after Brown gave her a violent shaking. Another lucky fan, LaDawn Jackson of Chicago, IL, received two complimentary tickets and a vicious blow to the head.
“Chris didn’t hit me, I just fell,” said Jackson, whose left eye was swelled shut.
Added Jackson, “Besides, Chris just gets really emotional because he loves his fans so much! He’s only human! You don’t understand him like I do!”
In a wacky attempt to make light of his domestic violence issues with Rihanna, Chris Brown and a friend have chosen the outrageously tasteless Halloween costumes of “A Salt” and “Battery.” This is no doubt a play on the term “assault and battery,” and is meant to poke fun at the brutal beating he allegedly gave Rihanna earlier this year. Leave it to the always optimistic Brown to take a negative situation and make the best out of it.
Brown, pictured above as “Battery,” came up with the idea while antiquing with his friend and longtime male companion, Rinaldo, who is pictured above as “A Salt.” At first, Brown was apprehensive about the costumes, until the always catty Rinaldo assured him that “if Rihanna can take a beating, she can surely take a joke.”
Added Rinaldo, “Ewww, I’m such a bitch.”
Happy Halloween, fellas!
Does Chris Brown want to repeatedly hit Rihanna in the face with a hammer until her skin falls off and she looks like the corpse of Michael Jackson? Surprisingly, the singer says no.
In his first radio interview since assaulting Rihanna, Brown said he wants a second chance. At no time did the singer make any comments about his unquenchable desire to pound Rihanna’s face into a bloody mess with the closest blunt object at hand.
“At the end of the day, I’m human,” said Brown, who was probably thinking about smashing Rihanna’s eye socket with a brick during the whole interview. “Of course you’re gonna have your thoughts and opinions. I’m not gonna say they’re wrong. But at the end of the day, it’s not right to judge someone,” Brown said.
We assume that is code for, “God I wish Rihanna was here right now so I could use this chair to knock out all of her god damn teeth.”
The day we’ve been waiting for is finally here. Chris Brown has started his 180 day hard labor sentence this morning in Richmond Virginia.
This picture of the once proud pop star picking up trash on the side of the road is pretty sweet. Now if he’d just get repeatedly sodomized in a back room somewhere, I’d say justice will have been served.
Chris Brown is about to start the community service portion of his sentence for assaulting Rihanna. Chris will be doing his hard labor in his hometown of Richmond Virginia.
Brown will wear a reflective orange vest and pick up trash and litter along highways and roads. He’ll also have to trim brush along medians, remove gang graffiti, and wash the inside and outside of law enforcement vehicles.
Also the state will require that Brown make a bird house entirely out of Popsicle sticks, perform in a amateur production of Oklahoma, and finger paint a drawing for his Mommy.
That’ll learn him!
Chris Brown could not beat the assault charge stemming from his abuse of former girlfriend Rihanna.
Judge Patricia Schnegg slapped Brown with six months of community service earlier today. Even after he pounds the community service out Chris is still not in the clear.
The judge also smacked the hell out of him with five years of probation. During which time a probation officer will be all over Chris to stomp and choke out any questionable activity.
When Judge Schnegg asked Brown if he had, had enough the singer could only muster a whimper as he cowered in the corner. The judge laughed, and then commented on the strong smell of urine coming from Brown before tossing him a towel and telling him to clean himself up.
