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Steven Seagal Guns Down Children

Durka Durka — Mon, 09 May 2011 15:02:23 +0000

When Steven Seagal isn’t out arresting brown people as a cop in Jefferson Parish, he is fulfilling the will of Allah in other ways, like gunning down infidel children as shown in the video below.

Steven Seagal understands the importance of shooting the infidels while they are kids, because the infidel child of today will grow into the evil kuffar of tomorrow. They must not be allowed to breed, which they start doing (if MTV is to be believed) at the age of 16.

Let this video of Steven Seagal serve as a shinning example of how to properly Jihad. And let this video of Steven Seagal teaching Anderson Silva serve as a shinning example of how to properly MMA.

Angelina Jolie Charged in Murder of Her Six Children

Jimmy Jihad — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:22:53 +0000

Angelina Jolie, accused of killing her six children, made her first court appearance Wednesday afternoon before a magistrate. She is accused with suffocating her children and dumping the bodies in a dumpster behind a nearby Pink Berry.

The judge read Jolie the official charges against her.

Initially, Jolie claimed that she had nothing to do with the murders, but later confessed to “losing it” after “the Asian kid stepped on (her) god damn shoe, again.”

During questioning, Jolie also opened up about her mental state. According to investigators, Jolie’s last film, Salt, was panned by critics. In addition, she is still struggling with the fact that she slept with Billy Bob Thornton.

Michael Jackson: A Photo Tribute

Durka Durka — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:15:40 +0000

In honor of Michael Jackson’s passing we here at Celeb Jihad are celebrating his life as the King of Pop would have wanted… with a photo spread of all the good times he had. RIP Michael we’ll always have our memories.