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Taylor Momsen Childhood Trauma Video

Durka Durka — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 18:23:27 +0000

16 year old Taylor Momsen has longed blamed her parents for turning her into the back alley hooker we know her as today. Celeb Jihad just uncovered video supporting Taylor’s claim of abuse.

As you can see in the video below, Taylor Momsen suffered a significant trauma when she was forced to pretend to enjoy a putrid chicken seasoning known as “Shake ‘N Bake”. Allah only knows how many takes and lashings it took to get this final shot.

After seeing this horrific video of Taylor Momsen as a child being forced to pretend to enjoy Shake N Bake it is no wonder she has turned into the filthy whore she is today. One can only imagine how many c*cks she is going to have to suck to get that revolting taste out of her mouth.

Her fame whore parents should be put down for this abuse, but only after Taylor Momsen is stoned for the crime of sluttery. Because unfortunately for Taylor, Sharia law cares not for childhood sob stories. Allahu Akbar!

Selena Gomez Baby Bump?

Jimmy Jihad — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 19:49:59 +0000

Is Selena Gomez pregnant? While we can’t be certain, this picture from the set of her new movie, I’ll Spit On Your Corpse While I Piss On Your Grave IV, seems to show a noticeable baby bump.

Has Selena been running around with a man behind her girlfriend Taylor Swift‘s back, or have the two of them decided to have a child together with donated sperm? Or, perhaps Selena has just put on some weight? Only time will tell.

Evacuation Ordered for Kendra’s Vagina

Jimmy Jihad — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:25:17 +0000

A mandatory evacuation order is now in effect for anything living in the vicinity of Kendra Wilkinson vagina, officials announced on Wednesday.

The order, which was given due to the impending birth of Kendra’s child, is expected to affect more than 50 billion viral and bacterial residents of the vagina and countless other parasitic insects in the surrounding area.

“Anything that stays in that vagina is dead,” said a federal health official who wished to remain nameless. “When that baby hits, the whole area is going to be torn to smithereens.”

Previously, Kendra’s vagina was considered one of America’s pristine wetlands. But years of drilling and overuse have left it in shambles. It is feared that this birth may damage the vagina beyond repair, rendering the entire area worthless.