Actor Matthew Broderick was caught in the photo above sharing an intimate moment with his wife Sarah Jessica Parker’s sister, a mare named “Dustbuster”.
Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker have been married for 14 years and have 2 kids together. No word yet if this photo will spell the end to their marriage, but one can only assume that it will be tough for Sarah Jessica Parker to forgive this betrayal by her husband and sister. Especially considering Sarah has always been jealous of Dustbuster’s career after she famously finished 2nd to her at the West Virginia Breeders Cup.
Yes I am afraid that Matthew Broderick cheating on his wife with her sister will be the straw that breaks the horse’s back, and there marriage is now all but over.
Recently In Touch magazine published a cover story claiming that Kim Kardashian had a 5-month affair with self-proclaimed NFL star (he has only played in 2 games in 5 seasons) Bret Lockett.
Since Kim is a whore and Bret is black it was extremely reasonable for In Touch to believe Bret’s story even though he could not provide any details about how they would meet. Later Bret admitted he has never actually met Kim Kardashian in person.
Quite an embarrassment for In Touch magazine. That is why when we were approached by a man named Leroy AKA “Dat Nigga Tootie” outside a gas station, who claimed to have “f*cked dat Kardashian bitch in her fat ass” we checked out his story thoroughly.
First we examined his skin and it appears to be black so that checks out. Then we questioned Leroy on how he met Kim Kardashian, and he explained,
“Dat bitch horny for dis dick. She come by the hood and smoke some weed and me and my boys run a train on dat ass.”
So you are saying that Kim Kardashian drives into the ghetto and gets gang-banged in exchange for low grade weed behind her fiance’s back?
“Yes sireee!”
That sounds like Kim Kardashian alright.
“Word”
Pretty damning stuff for Kim! Let us see how she responds and if her fiance Kris Humphries will continue to go ahead with marrying her now that this has come to light.
It looks like Ryan Seacrest might have to shave his “beard”, because his “girlfriend” Julianne Hough was just photographed in a bikini getting her vagina licked by some dude in the ocean.
As you can see in the pictures below Julianne Hough is in heat, and looking for a man who is more interested in her lady parts than his collection of American Idol porcelain dolls.
She finds it in some curly haired dude, who she takes into the ocean and receives oral sex from (pictures 3 and 4). Julianne Hough then emerges from the ocean looking mildly satisfied in her tiny pink bikini.
No comment from Ryan Seacrest, but rumor has it that he has already reached out to experienced beards Taylor Swift and Vanessa Hudgens to gauge their interest in a “relationship”.
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Actress and Jew Natalie Portman was caught on tape having passionate sex with Ashton Kutcher, and I can not help but feel they did this just to offend us Muslims.
Were do I even begin to tell you what is offensive with this sex scene. For one Natalie Portman just got engaged. Although her fiance is a French ballerina who probably joins getting cuckold, women having sex outside of marriage is still a violation of Sharia Law. Unless of course the husband sells the rights to his wife in which case sex is permitted provided the wife is stoned to death after for committing adultery.
Another offensive aspect to this Portman Kutcher sex scene is that she climbs on top of him and vigorously rides him like a camel. The Qur’an is very clear that the only sexual position that is permitted is doggystyle, because it is the most moral and quite frankly feels the best. Missionary position is only permitted if the woman has injured her back plowing the fields, and even then she must swear not to make eye contact with the man during the act.
Yes this Natalie Portman Ashton Kutcher sex tape is extremely offensive to Muslims. I can not help but feel that this was done intentionally to antagonize us. Well it has worked, expect a fatwa to be issued shortly. Allahu Akbar!
Sandra Bullock is a disloyal wife. Even after Jesse James was guilted by the Zionist media into issuing that ridiculous public apology for exercising his Allah given right as a man to pillage any woman’s vijeen he wants, Sandra still has not resumed her role at his side and instead moved out of his house in Long Beach.
When Jesse purchased Sandra from her father for a dowry I imagine consisted of a fair amount of goats since she is a useful working woman in the movies, she swore to be his loyal servant for all his days and then when he passes to take her own life on top of his grave so that her body will decompose and serve as fertilizer for the flowers placed there.
However, now Sandra Bullock is using this Jesse James plowing some whore story to forsake her wifely obligations. I don’t see why Sandra should be upset at all. Last time I checked she was the only wife in Jesse James harem. How much attention does one woman need!?!
I think it is about time Jesse James maned up and tracked down Sandra, smacked her around, and dragged her back to his home. He may also considering taking her clit for humiliating him with this public temper tantrum.
Left: Kim Kardashian | Right: Lil' Reggie
Kim Kardashian was arrested and accused of animal abuse after she allegedly stomped Reggie Bush’s beloved dog to death.
Miami police said they were called to Kardashian’s hotel Wednesday after a member of the cleaning staff brought the body of a dead dog to animal control officers. The dog, a small Pomeranian mix by the name of “Lil’ Reggie,” had severe head trauma. Kardashian had been watching the dog while Bush was in New York.
Police were told that Kardashian picked up the dog and threw it down on the ground after she learned that Reggie had been spotted with another woman at a New York nightclub. Authorities said Kardashian continued to stomp on the dog’s neck until it stopped moving. Guests of the hotel reported hearing Kardashian “laughing manically” around the time of the incident.
This is not Kardashian’s first encounter with animal abuse charges. In 2008, Kardashian was arrested in Compton after setting a baby raccoon on fire. Later that year authorities raided the Kardashian home and discovered hundreds of animals crowded together in foul-smelling conditions as well as dozens of puppy carcasses in a freezer.
Obviously Kim is a very sick girl. Let’s hope she gets the help she needs.
Tiger Woods made headlines today when he announced that his return to golf will take place at something called “The Masters”. That sounds like a pretty racist tournament to me, but what do you expect from a self-loathing black guy like Woods.
More importantly though we have heard from a very reliable source (who may or may not be a carnival psychic) that Tiger will make his triumphant return to banging whores behind his wife’s back sometime in early May. After a long period away from the game Tiger has decided he is ready to get back out there and get his golf club wet.
No one knows for sure how Tiger’s sex game will be affected by his extended absence from f*cking, but his fellow adulterers don’t seem to concerned. When asked how Tiger’s layoff may affect his laying ability, long time friend and former President Bill Clinton said, “Tiger is a once in a generation type of cocksman. I don’t see him having any problem getting back out there. His whore wrangling may be a little down at first, but once he gets back inside some stink he should be fine. It is just like riding a bike.”
So skanks of America start doing your stretches and waxing your naughty bits because one of the greatest man whores of our era will be back on the prowl in a matter of weeks.
