The big news over the weekend was that after nearly 2 years of “dating” Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have called it quits.
Of course we’d like to believe that us leaking a topless photo of Selena Gomez on Friday had something to do with the split, but we are hearing that the cause was most likely Selena cheating on Justin with former CIA head General Petraeus (who recently admitted to having an affair and resigned).
It has long been clear to us Muslims that Selena Gomez is a CIA operative who’s mission is to agitate Islam with her whorish antics, thus hastening the coming holy war with the West. So the fact that she may be involved in a sordid sex scandal with the top CIA official comes as no surprise.
US intelligence should learn that when you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas… and herpes.
Shameless strumpet Taylor Swift was caught cheating on her child boyfriend Connor Kennedy with his cousin Patrick Schwarzenegger earlier this week, and now Taylor has reportedly been getting down and dirty with Patrick’s father the famed actor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Taylor and Arnold were seen getting cozy in the VIP section of a Planet Hollywood. The couple then retreated to the bathroom for some intimate fun (and “water works”) before returning to their plate of overcooked potato skins.
The recently divorced Arnold has been enjoying his new found freedom by pounding out every young piece of ass that crosses his path. Of course Taylor Swift is no great catch, but as Arnold’s affair with the Mexican housekeeper proved, he is not a picky man.
Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice was caught shamelessly cheating at skee-ball by climbing onto the game and dropping the ball into the hole.
This picture speaks volumes about Victoria’s immoral character. Despite making a good living corrupting America’s youth for her Zionist masters, Victoria will still stoop to cheating to acquire tickets for prizes.
Though it is surprising that Victoria Justice would need to cheat at skee-ball considering she is an expert at fitting things into rubbery loose holes.
As you can see in the photo above, Kristen Stewart has been caught cheating again! This time it appears as though Kristen is being unfaithful with fellow actress Kristen Bell.
Kristen Stewart’s foppish half-a-queer limey boyfriend Robert Pattinson, just took Kristen back after she was caught cheating last month with director Rupert Sanders.
However, when Robert forgave Kristen he made her promise that she would never cheat on him again… without letting him suck the creampie out of her orifices.
Of course by cheating with Kristen Bell, Stewart has effectively eliminated any chance Robert had of getting some sweet man juice on his lips. An offense that will no doubt be unforgivable by Robert, and spell the end of their relationship.
Is Jessica Alba having a torrid love affair with Chinaman Jackie Chan? It certainly looks that way!
As you can see in the photo above, Jessica Alba and Jackie Chan were caught in an intimate embrace with no male chaperones in sight.
Clearly this is all the evidence Jessica Alba’s husband will need to publicly shame her, burn her face with acid, and then divorce her. In fact if he does any less he may be suspected of being a homoqueer, and face prosecution in Sharia court. Divorce is never easy.
Perhaps in response to Selena Gomez coming out as a gay yesterday, Justin Bieber was photographed kissing Selena’s best friend (and former lover) Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift is the obvious rebound choice for Bieber as they have a lot in common, with both possessing about the same amount of musical talent, and both having taken it up the butt from Usher.
Yes it appears as though Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s relationship is officially over, and that he will only be ass to ass double-sided dildoing with Taylor Swift from now on.
It looks like we have ourselves a Hollywood lesboqueer love triangle, as pop diva Justin Bieber was caught cheating with Taylor Swift in the video below.
Justin Bieber is supposed to be in a monogamous lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift’s best friend Selena Gomez. However, as you can see in the shocking video below of Taylor Swift air humping the back of Justin Bieber’s head while listening to Ellen Degeneres’ comedy album, these 2 dykes are clearly engaged in a secret sexual love affair.
The fact that Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift are scissoring vaginas behind Selena Gomez’s back is deplorable and the ultimate betrayal. One can only hope that in the future Selena finds someone more appreciative to share the other end of her double-sided dildo.
