Oh no! Naked pictures of actress Scarlett Johansson have leaked to the Internet. Apparently Scarlett Johansson is “devastated” and is claiming a mean old “hacker” stole these naked pictures off her cell phone.

There is no way a fame hungry celebrity like Scarlett Johansson would leak these strategically shot nude pics herself to increase her notoriety. It must of been a hacker who plugged in to the mainline Internet and hacked his way through the World Wide Webs to Scarlett Johansson’s cell phone, and then download these nude photos of Scarlett onto a fancy flash drive before skateboarding off into the night.

Blake Lively should of followed the old infidel proverb “don’t throw stones if you live in a whore house”. By claiming the nude pictures released yesterday were fakes she insulted the integrity of the hacker that leaked them, so the hacker released even more Blake Lively cell phone pics which you can see below.

Blake Lively obviously loves taking scandalous cell phone pics of herself (narcissistic slut). You may notice that in some of the pics Blake appears to have tattoos. Those are from the movie “The Town” in which she played a whore, which apparently didn’t take any acting.

It was rumored when “The Town” was being filmed that Ben Affleck was having an affair with Blake Lively. This caused Ben’s wife Jennifer Garner to show up on set, and stay for the remainder of the filming. Perhaps Blake Lively took these pics for Ben?

The Internet is in a tizzy today over this alleged Miley Cyrus nude pic. According to Internet reports Miley supposedly left her iPhone at a party. Someone took it and posted the pictures below from the phone onto the web.

I find this story very unlikely because as we have documented here and here Miley Cyrus is now a dedicated Muslim, so she would never attend a heathen Hollywood party. If they would have said she left her iPhone at a sleeper cell meeting then I may have believed it.

I believe this to be a smear campaign by the Jews to discredit Miley as she has become the face of the Jihad movement. They have released the following photo below which supposedly proves that the naked Miley Cyrus pic is real.

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I believe a Jew stole Miley’s cell phone probably while she was praying to Allah. I believe the 3 clothed pictures are of Miley, but they were ment only for her future Sheik husband’s eyes. The nude picture is obviously not Miley Cyrus but Taylor Swift. Taylor sexted the pic to Miley in the hopes of seducing her into her stable of lesboqueer lovers.

Hey don’t just take my word for it, judge for yourself. Here is alleged stolen naked Miley Cyrus pic, as well as the other pics from her cell.

Topless cell phone pics of a barely pregnant Jessica Alba have just been leaked to the Internet.

Even though Jessica Alba is pregnant in these leaked pictures her tits still look great. After years of waiting patiently for Jessica Alba to finally start showing some skin the past few months have been booming with hot Jessica Alba nearly nakedness.

Of course once again we here at Celeb Jihad called these Jessica Alba pics being leaked. I wrote just 2 weeks ago, “As Jessica Alba gets more and more desperate to regain her lost fame, I expect to see more and more of her vag. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if a Jessica Alba sex tape were to appear some time in the very near future.”

You see no one understands the corrupt celebrity infidel mind better than us here at Celeb Jihad. Celebrities are just whores for the Zionists and their behavior is easily predictable once you realize this truth.

Jessica Alba is no longer a sex symbol so she will continue to leak photos like these, do nude scenes, and stage upskirts to try and reignite her dwindling career. It is just how the Zionist celebrity machine works, so enjoy these pictures of a topless Jessica Alba and rest assured there will be more to come.

The video above is a recording of Lindsay Lohan’s voicemail. Apparently her password was 1 – 2 – 3 – 4. I’m pretty impressed that she was able to remember that many digits. I’m going to guess that her new password is either 1 – 1 – 1 – 1 or 6 – 9 – 6 – 9.

As to be expected almost all of Lindsay’s voicemails are from drunks, freaks, and drunk freaks. If anyone has Lindsay’s new cell number hit me up. I have a pretty deep voice, so I can do a mean Samantha Ronson impression. I’ll probably be able to get her to scissor with me over the phone.

Demi Lovato is an underage star on the Disney channel, so she is contractually obligated to take seductive pictures of herself with her cell phone. It is all part of Disney’s elaborate scheme to turn young girls into exhibitionists with severe princess complexes.

I am almost certain that naked pictures of Demi Lovato exist and will eventually be leaked to the Internet. I believe the only reason they have not already is because she is 17 years old.

So lets start the countdown now. She will be 18 on August 20th, 2010. I predict we will see nude pics of her no later then December of that year. Until then enjoy Demi’s clothed cell phone pics.

It has been a couple years since naked pictures of Vanessa Hudgens were leaked to the Internet. Not coincidentally it has been a couple years since I cared about Vanessa Hudgens.

The first set of a then 18 year old Hudgens were supposedly taken for her then boyfriend Zac Efron. You can see them here.

Today new nude photos were leaked which you can view below. Since there is no word yet on who she was taking these pictures for I think it is safe to assume it was probably for me.

I’m flattered Vanessa but your nips are too wonky for me so I’ll have to pass. It is good to see that you finally learned to trim your bush though.