The video above is a recording of Lindsay Lohan’s voicemail. Apparently her password was 1 – 2 – 3 – 4. I’m pretty impressed that she was able to remember that many digits. I’m going to guess that her new password is either 1 – 1 – 1 – 1 or 6 – 9 – 6 – 9.

As to be expected almost all of Lindsay’s voicemails are from drunks, freaks, and drunk freaks. If anyone has Lindsay’s new cell number hit me up. I have a pretty deep voice, so I can do a mean Samantha Ronson impression. I’ll probably be able to get her to scissor with me over the phone.

Demi Lovato is an underage star on the Disney channel, so she is contractually obligated to take seductive pictures of herself with her cell phone. It is all part of Disney’s elaborate scheme to turn young girls into exhibitionists with severe princess complexes.

I am almost certain that naked pictures of Demi Lovato exist and will eventually be leaked to the Internet. I believe the only reason they have not already is because she is 17 years old.

So lets start the countdown now. She will be 18 on August 20th, 2010. I predict we will see nude pics of her no later then December of that year. Until then enjoy Demi’s clothed cell phone pics.

It has been a couple years since naked pictures of Vanessa Hudgens were leaked to the Internet. Not coincidentally it has been a couple years since I cared about Vanessa Hudgens.

The first set of a then 18 year old Hudgens were supposedly taken for her then boyfriend Zac Efron. You can see them here.

Today new nude photos were leaked which you can view below. Since there is no word yet on who she was taking these pictures for I think it is safe to assume it was probably for me.

I’m flattered Vanessa but your nips are too wonky for me so I’ll have to pass. It is good to see that you finally learned to trim your bush though.

***Update: Vanessa Hudgens’ lawyers have “asked” that we remove her nude pics. So I’ve replaced them with pics of Vanessa in various bikinis. I think these pics are hotter because her nipples aren’t showing.