2011 was another banner year for celebrity sluts, with degenerate whores like Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez prostituting their bodies every chance they got. However, only a select few female celebs were chosen by their Zionist overlords to fully expose their naked bodies on camera this year.

The video below features the top 3 celebrity nude scenes from 2011. I can not disagree with the choices as these are definitely some of the most offensive nude scenes of the year. This video will be archived as evidence for when Islam conquers America, and morality charges are brought up against these infidel harlots. Allahu Akbar!

Now the scientific whiz kids at Celeb Jihad laboratories in Tehran have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.

With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.

	Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick.
	Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices.
	Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack.
	Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg.
	Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust.
	Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert.
	Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates.
	Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones.
	Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves.
	Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells.
	Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit.
	Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain.
	Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.
	Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt.
	Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit.
	Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.
	Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand.
	Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day.
	Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul.
	Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks.
	Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water.
	Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.
	Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret.
	Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.
	Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).
	Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.
	Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.

2010 was a fantastic year for celebrity deaths with every one from Gary Coleman to the insufferable Jewish actors Corey Haim, and Tony Curtis all meeting their end and rotting in hell.

However, a new year has started and that means that Allah willing more celebrities are about to die horrible deaths. We here at CelebJihad enjoy speculating which Zionist puppet is going to kick the bucket first, and lets just say a couple of goats and figs may change hands to the winner *wink.

The only rule is you can not off the celebrity yourself. Unless of course you make it look like an accident in which case if the authorities can not prove it then who are we to argue.

Anyway here is my list of the most likely celebrity deaths of 2011.

	Peter Postlethwaite – Apparently he is already dead, but is he really a celebrity? Debatable!
	Zsa Zsa Gabor – She just had half her leg amputated. It is possible she goes soon or Allah may want her to suffer and take her apart piece by piece.
	Teen Mom Amber – This is one crazy bitch who enjoys the company of ex-cons. If she doesn’t end up stuffed in a garbage bag and buried in the woods I’ll be shocked.
	Chuck Berry – He made a name for himself by being the first negro to play the white man’s music, and just recently he collapsed onstage. He’ll be dead soon
	Lindsay Lohan – This heathen druggie slut claims to be turning her life around in rehab. I don’t buy it, and if the drugs don’t take her, a militant strain of gonorrhea should.
	Keith Richards – He has been defying death for years, but I have a good feeling that 2011 will be his last.
	Snooki – The real question is how has she lived this long. One of those Jersey meat heads is going to straggle her eventually. I say it will happen sooner rather than later.
	Justin Bieber – OK this one is just wishful thinking, but he does travel in airplanes a lot so you never know *crossing fingers.
	Michael Douglas – He is so dead. Just look at him. It is what he deserves for marrying Catherine Zeta Jones and defiling her body with his tainted offspring.

We can only hope that every celebrity on this list and a lot more die in the coming year. If you have your own predictions about what celebrities will not make it to see 2012 share them in the comment section below. Allahu Akbar!

Usually when you hear about celebrity plastic surgery the story involves some image obsessed celeb who went crazy and had their body and face mutilated. However, there are some celebs that go under the knife and actually come out looking better. Here is our list of the top celebrity plastic surgeries.

Name: Heidi Klum
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: Although from an aesthetic standpoint the operation was a success. The doctors mistakenly removed Heidi’s taste in men resulting in her marrying the mutant singer known as “Seal”.

Name: Holly Madison
What she had done: Lots
Interesting fact: Holly paid for her surgery with the money she earned giving old men handjobs in the VIP room at “Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club” (a skill she famously capitalized on later in life).

Name: Kate Beckinsale
What she had done: Dental veneers
Interesting fact: Kate demanded that her new teeth be sculpted from the ivory of baby elephants.

Name: Ryan Gosling
What she had done: Nose job
Interesting fact: Besides the nose job Ryan also received a series of injections to his face to increase the appearance of smugness.

Name: Giselle Bundchen
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: The surgery resulted in a free Tom Brady penis implant.

Name: Adrianna Lima
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: After the surgery her boobs were bigger.

Name: Marisa Miller
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: Marisa’s doctors admired her vagina while she was under anesthesia.

Name: Heather Locklear
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: Even with big boobs Heather has not been attractive since the late 80′s.

Find out more about getting a nose job here.

Madonna‘s divorce from Guy Ritchie is well underway, and CelebJihad.com has obtained a copy of the prenuptial agreement. Buckle up and enjoy exclusive access to all the shocking details!

	Ritchie will retain ownership of the couple’s estate in London, while Madonna will keep her home at Snake Mountain on the dark side of Eternia. She will also retain custody of the evil feline known only as Panthor.
	Madonna will continue to pay Ritchie a monthly stipend of $5000 dollars for a specially designed toothpaste that removes the taste of Warren Betty/Sean Penn/Sandra Bernhardt’s dick from his mouth.
	Ritchie will be granted joint custody of the couple’s children, with the exception of “dat lil’ mow mow wanker. Black as thee ace of spades, ‘e is!”
	Guy Ritchie shall regain full custody of his balls. Madonna waives all visitation rights.
	Madonna shall retain the publishing rights to “Material Girl,” along with all other material possessions, including, but not limited to, the material world we are living in.
	If Madonna fucks A-Rod, she shall have to wear a scarlet colored “A-ROD” on her chest. If Guy Ritchie fucks A-Rod, he shall have to wear a pink colored “GAY-ROD” on his chest. ZING!!!
	Madonna is no longer allowed to wear her “My Lemons Get Squeezed by a Limey Twat” tee-shirt.
	If the divorce is due to Ritchie’s infidelity, Madonna shall have the right to shove no less than seventeen Kabbalah crystals up his ass.
	If the divorce is due to Madonna‘s infidelity, Ritchie shall have the right to remove no more than seventeen Kabbalah crystals from her ass.
	Ritchie will retain custody of the estimated 37,500 unsold copies of Madonna‘s 1992 book, “Sex.” Although Madonna herself will keep prototype copies and publishing rights for the unfinished sequel, “Sex with a Disgusting Old Saddlebag.”
	Madonna will lose custody of her adopted British accent, although she will have visitation rights on Boxing Day, and whenever she is drinking.
	Ritchie waives all claims to heir of the throne of Neumodeada and will sign a non-disclosure agreement pertaining to Madonna’s yearly ceremony at the solstice, wherein her 1000 year old bones turn to dust and she is reborn from the carcass of viper fish.
	Madonna’s vagina is to be donated to astronomers who are anxious to study the effects of black holes on washed-up film directors.