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Brittany Murphy Dead At 32

Durka Durka — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 21:30:48 +0000

Actress Brittany Murphy the star of such movies as “Clueless” and “8 Mile” died today at the age of 32.

Brittany Murphy’s mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from her Los Angeles home. When paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and immediately administered CPR. Brittany Murphy was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she was pronounced dead on arrival. Her time of death was listed as 10:04 AM.

Many are already beginning to speculate that drugs lead to Brittany Murphy’s death. However, when pressed for a cause of death Los Angeles County coroner Manuel Perez creepily responded “I’ll never tell” to pay homage to Brittany’s role in the hit movie “Don’t Say A Word”.

Why Oprah Is Leaving Her Show After 25 Years

Durka Durka — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:31:06 +0000

Well it is official. Oprah just announced on her show that after 25 years, the next season of the show will be her last saying,

“I love this show … this show has been my life and I love it enough to know when it’s time to say goodbye. 25 years feels right in my bones and my spirit. It’s the perfect number, the exact right time.”

There has been a lot of speculation on why Oprah has suddenly decided to quit television after all these years. We contacted our sources close to Oprah and confirmed what we had first suspected.

Oprah is quitting her show to concentrate on eating! Whether it is a nice beef wellington, some southern fried chicken, or her long time “friend” Gayle, Oprah just doesn’t have enough time to eat the things she loves. So Oprah is leaving TV and going to go on a real binge. Reportedly Gayle couldn’t be happier.

What Caused the Nick Lachey Vanessa Minnillo Break Up?

kolecasey — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:29:30 +0000

Well the inevitable has happened, Nick Lachey and girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo have decided to call it quits.

We can only speculate about the cause of the break up, but after 3 years together we believe that Vanessa finally heard some Nick Lachey’s “music”. The realization that you are dating a talentless dolt will put a tremendous strain on even the strongest relationships.

Sadly for Lachey, this might mark the end to his streak of dating women too hot for him. Washed up frat boy good looks, generic douche arm tattoo, and sappy poorly constructed love songs can only take you so far.