Allah be praised! We have just received video from a Celeb Jihad sleeper cell in Spain that brings great news for our battle with the infidels in Hollywood.
Our brothers in Spain have trained a cat to viciously attack Justin Bieber! Soon Justin Bieber’s precious face will be mauled by this cat and the Zionist Hollywood machine will begin to crumble.
The video below demonstrates the cat’s amazing Justin Bieber attack ability. As everyone knows Justin Bieber is a tremendous pussy so of course he loves cats. When the cat is introduced to Justin Bieber his sissy instincts will kick in and he will try to cuddle with the cat. That is when the cat will strike!
Allah be with you cat on your righteous mission! Your martyrdom will be an inspiration to us all. Allahu Akbar!
Well, don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Kim Kardashian has sparked controversy with several animal rights organizations after Tweeting a photo in which she is holding a kitten up by the scruff of its neck.
PETA and other organizations have condemned her actions, while Kardashian claims that the cat was not harmed.
I don’t know what happened, but if we had to guess I’d say that that cat’s entrails were probably ripped out just after that photo was taken, and they were probably used in a secret satanic ceremony.
Regardless, CelebJihad has been on Kim’s case since 2008. Stay tuned to CelebJihad, your #1 source for celebrity animal abuse gossip.
Is there anything sexier than a woman killing a cat? Yes, a gorgeous woman like Megan Fox killing a cat.
Megan Fox posed most sexily with a mangy feline, one Ms Oliva Von Caterton, for a photo shoot recently. The theme for the shoot was the sexy circle of life, so Megan wore a real short dress and hot boots then fed the disgusting cat to a fox. Now that is what I call fine art.
I hope for the fox’s digestion Megan had the decency to shave and declaw Ms Caterton before feeding her to him. Irregardless the image of Megan Fox bent over in that tight short little black dress as she presents the cat’s throat to be slit by the fox’s ferocious teeth gets me so damn hot.
Here are the pictures of Megan Fox sexily posing with a cat and then the fox that she feeds it too.
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Miley Cyrus’ biggest fan made good on her threat to eat her beloved cat “Fuzzy” if Miley did not go back on Twitter.
In detail the Miley Cyrus fan describes how she took Fuzzy to the vet and had her euthanized on Monday, before frying herself up a nice cat meal.
“I then fried the meat in a pan with olive oil, added some salt and spice flavoring and put it on a plate with some celery and green onions. For a drink I had Mountain Dew.”
I like this girl’s style. She made her demands and when they were not met she carried out on her threat. I think my fellow terrorists could learn a thing or two about balls from this young lady. However, I do have to question her methods. Eating a euthanized cat is disgusting! She should have stomped the cat to death. It helps tenderize the meat!
One of Miley Cyrus’ awesome fans has released an ultimatum to the singer. Get back on Twitter or she will eat her cat. The fan claims to live in a country were this is a perfectly legal thing to do. My guess is she is in Canada. She even setup a website for people to follow the whole charade… I mean drama.
Here is her statement to Miley,
“Like many others, I became addicted to Miley Cyrus’ Tweeting. Catching up with her daily chores and what she has in mind have become part of my daily routine…The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?’ Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!”
The fan has set up a November 16 deadline for Cyrus to start tweeting again. I’ve watched enough movies to know you don’t negotiate with terrorists. The only option Miley has right now is to one up the girl by killing and eating a dog. Terrorists only understand bold moves like that.
THIS IS NOT A REAL NEWS SITE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT’S A JOKE, PEOPLE!
Zac Efron allegedly shot an Australian cat named Smokey 13 times in the head with an air rifle, but the cat still found his way home after this vicious act of animal cruelty.
A 9-year-old cat named Smokey walked home and lay on his owner’s doorstep bleeding from the head after being missing for three days.
The cat was wounded after allegedly being shot 13 times in the head by Zac Efron, according to a source close to the cat who we met at the bus station.
Police called the incident “a shocking act of animal cruelty.” Owner Lisa Robins said she was tremendously horrified by the scene.
“I was just really shocked that Zac Efron could take an animal and literally hold them down and just keep shooting them.”
Sergeant Jim Solvang told reporters the medical examiner found 13 pellets in the cat’s head and face.
“This is just a shocking incident where Zac Efron either working alone or in a group, perhaps with the rest of the High School Musical cast, has shown no regard for animal life and left Smokey for dead,” Solvang said.
During the examination, Smokey was heavily sedated as the pellets were being removed. Henry White, a representative for the Australian Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said this act was most likely done because Zac Efron is dabbling in Satanism.
“It’s a pattern that we’re seeing with Zac Efron and there’s only one way to deal with it, and that’s jail,” White said.
Nevertheless, police have suggested the only way this type of cruelty ends is if attitudes change. They explained that the general consensus among young male actors is that cats are feminine creatures, and there’s nothing young actors hate more than females.
Zac Efron is reportedly in Australia filming his latest movie, You’ve Got Male 2: The Thunder Down Under.
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