In the video above Carrie Underwood proves that Taylor Swift is not the only country music star who can prostitute her body for fame and fortune.

Carrie Underwood’s round ass in skin tight leather pants is a blatant affront to Islam. A woman’s behind is a shameful thing and should be hidden from view at all times, not accentuated with the skin of dead animals (unless of course it is the pelt of a goat, and her husband requests it).

Yes Carrie Underwood has brought great shame upon herself but more importantly to her clan, by showing off her ass like this. A severe beating by her male relatives should do the job sorting her out. Allahu Akbar!

Many times when a man marries a woman he does so hoping that when she becomes his wife she will magically change. As if her pledging to be devoted and obedient to him will somehow make her humus taste better or her rim jobs more enthusiastic.

Alas it appears as though Carrie Underwood’s new husband Mike Fisher has fallen into this erroneous way of thinking.

We tried to warn Mike Fisher that Carrie Underwood was nothing more than a cheap floozy who would bring great shame to his name and hurt his ranking in the clan. However, he has still stubbornly refused to return Carrie to her father, or at the very least try to curb her whorish tendencies by circumcising her clit.

Now Carrie Underwood is once again slutting it up on stage. This time she was dressed as a naughty school boy to try and elicit the repressed homosexual urges of her male fans.

Frankly Carrie’s antics are starting to make Mike Fisher look pretty ridiculous, and I can not help but wonder how long the elders of his tribe will allow this abomination of a marriage to continue before they step in and take matters into their own hands.

Well we called it. Mike Fisher’s new wife Carrie Underwood is nothing but a cheap tramp, and she is unfit to be a wife.

These latest pictures of Carrie Underwood in a bikini prove once and for all that she a no good floozy who brings nothing but shame to her husband by going around flaunting her nearly naked body.

I feel sympathy for Mike Fisher. My cousin Amir was in a similiar situation with his 3rd wife. Amir had suspicions about her purity, but he went ahead and purchased her from her father anyway. Well unfortunately Amir’s suspicions were confirmed when he caught her showering sans Burka and completely nude like a total whore. Amir did the right thing though, he burned her face with battery acid and returned her to her clan.

Now it is time for Mike Fisher to make that same hard choice. He has obviously been duped into marriage by the slut Carrie Underwood. I suggest Mike Fisher performs a light stoning followed by a public shaming were he drags Carrie Underwood by her hair through the town to return her to her father.

Here are the new Carrie Underwood bikini pictures, so the world can see what kind of tremendous slut poor Mike Fisher is dealing with.

The dowry goat’s milk is still fresh and already Carrie Underwood has disgraced her new husband Mike Fisher.

Carrie Underwood was photographed frolicking in the ocean like a complete and utter whore. Doesn’t Carrie Underwood realize she is married now? Her days of splashing around in water should be over.

When Mike Fisher bought Carrie Underwood from the male elders of her clan I am sure he was expecting to get a proper wife. A woman who was reserved and attentive. A woman who waits at her husband’s foot ready to give out blowjobs and sandwiches on command.

I’m sorry to say it but I think Mike Fisher got a lemon with Carrie Underwood, and he should return her immediately. She has already disgraced him with these photos of her wearing a bikini and splashing in the ocean, and I can not help but feel this is just the beginning of her whorish acting out.

Carrie Underwood shocked audiences during her “All-Star Holiday Special” Monday night, telling non-Christian viewers they should “change the f**king channel.”

During a profanity-laced opening that had to be edited for west-coast viewers, Underwood said that “you can’t have Christmas without Christ,” and that anyone who disagreed could “take it up with the A.C.L. Jew,” a derogatory reference to the American Civil Liberties Union.

“Where I come from, we say ‘Merry Christmas,’ not f**king ‘Happy Holidays,’ said Underwood while taking a generous swig from a bottle of Early Times Whiskey. “They made me call it an ‘All-Star Special,’ but it’s more like an ‘All Star of David Special.’”

After the vitriolic intro, Underwood launched into the song “Cowboy Casanova,” and the show seemed to return to normal. But near the end of the program, an obviously intoxicated Underwood launched into a second tirade directed at Catholics and Mormons.

“Since when did we start calling Catholics ‘Christians?’ said Underwood. “I can put a saddle on a donkey, but that don’t make it a horse. And just because those Mary worshipers carry around a cross don’t make them Christians.”

Added Underwood, “As for Mormons, f**k them too.”

A representative for Underwood declined comment.

Carrie Underwood was in the Bahamas yesterday showing off her body in a gray bikini.

I don’t know much about Carrie Underwood except that like all female celebrities she is a tremendous whore. These pictures do nothing to change my opinion. Correct me if I’m wrong but that looks like a public beach. Since when did the Bahamas allow women like Carrie to prostitute themselves like this on their beaches?

I should have known the Bahamas was a false paradise. The only true paradise is with Allah, and you damn well better believe he doesn’t trounce around in a bikini!