What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.

However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.

Al Gore

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Carrie Fisher

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Dane Cook

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David Letterman

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Gary Coleman

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George Foreman

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Heath Ledger

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Jude Law

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Keira Knightley

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Kelsey Grammer

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Kevin Bacon

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Kevin Spacey

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Lance Armstrong

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Larry King

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Madonna

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Minnie Driver

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Natalie Portman

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Nick Cage

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Orlando Bloom

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Penelope Cruz

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Sigourney Weaver

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Tom Cruise

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Tori Spelling

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Wesley Snipes

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Will Smith

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Winona Ryder