A routine trip to the liquor store ended in tragedy this afternoon, as Justin Bieber was found dead in the backseat of his mother’s car.


According to Los Angeles police, Bieber’s mother left the pop-star in the car with the windows rolled up as she shopped for Mad Dog 20/20 and Boones Farm Malted Beverage. Record temperatures reaching 113 Fahrenheit quickly overcame the singer, and by time she returned 15 minutes later, he was already dead.

“It was a really sad case,” said Officer David Zabel. “The little guy was clawing at the window as best he could, but because of his tiny arms, he never had a chance.”

Bieber’s mother was cited for leaving a popstar unattended. A memorial will be held on Thursday.

Justin Bieber car



Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber was photographed driving her dad’s $200,000 Ferrari F430.


Based on this photo we must assume that Justin Bieber is the daughter of a powerful oil sheik. We also must assume that she stole her dad’s car because there is no way a self-respecting sheik would let his daughter drive an automobile let alone a Ferrari F430.


This teenage angst comes right on the heels of Justin getting her first pube. No doubt Justin Bieber’s father will be forced to beat the insolence out of his newly pubescent teenage daughter. Justin Bieber has got to learn that no matter how big a pop starlet she becomes it is still unacceptable to act out like this.



Kourtney Kardashian’s newborn baby, Mason Dash Disick, has checked into rehab. The announcement came just one day after Disick was born and only a few hours after he was cited for driving under the influence and cocaine possession.

On Tuesday morning at around 5:30 a.m., Disick crashed his 2009 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb and shrub outside of a Los Angeles strip club. Disick, who had left the scene by the time police arrived, was hospitalized for minor injuries. Two passengers were not hurt. Later that day, Disick voluntarily checked into the Wonderland Drug and Alcohol Treatment Facility.

“Mason admitted himself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility,” a publicist for the Kardashian family said in a statement Tuesday.

“Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Mason as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”

This is the second time this year that the 2-day-old has been in a treatment facility. In August, the then unnamed fetus checked itself into an outpatient rehab center in Malibu for an addiction to prescription painkillers.