Katy Perry was in Miami yesterday shamelessly flaunting her body in a bikini while orgasming in a public pool.

As you can see in the candid pics below, Katy Perry went to a pool wearing a revoltingly small bikini. She then proceeded to enter the pool (probably next to a group of small children) and moan loudly before climaxing in the water.

While I think we can all agree that cumming in a public pool next to a group of children is good old fashioned harmless fun. However, when a woman like Katy Perry is photographed doing it, especially while not wearing a burka, it makes it seem sick and wrong. It just goes to show you that whores like Katy Perry can ruin even the most innocent of summertime activities.

In a disgusting display of self-confidence Disney star, lesboqueer, and mental patient Demi Lovato twittered the above pic of herself without makeup in a bikini.

Needless to say this is a startling turn of events as Demi Lovato has battled self-esteem issues for years, which resulted in her cutting herself and eventually being institutionalized.

Now it appears Demi Lovato has embraced some sort of heathen new age thinking about “loving oneself”, so she shamelessly flaunts her disgusting female body.

The last time I saw thighs like that was at the Kentucky Derby. If Demi is lucky a horse breeder will see this picture and put her out to pasture to serve as a mare, because no one in Hollywood is going to hire her thick ass.

Demi Lovato needs to learn that her only chance for salvation is to embrace Allah as her lord and master, and to stop pretending she has confidence by flaunting her extremely flawed body.

These Sports Illustrated swimsuit models have gone wild!

Just look at these candid pictures of the SI swimsuit girls giving in to their base instincts of alcoholism, lesbianism, and failure to wear the burka-ism.

However, if there is one bright spot to these photos it is that they prove once and for all that “professional photographers” are completely unnecessary. These photos were taken by some sloppy slut and they are a million times sexier than any of the professional pictures SI is going to put in their magazine.

Well this is not surprising, enchantress Emma Watson is at it again. This time she is trying to corrupt the souls of men by showing off her smooth milky white legs.

Emma Watson needs to realize that her black magic has no effect on devout Muslims like myself. She can show all the leg, breast, or vag she wants but I will not give my soul over to her lord and master Satan.

No Emma Watson you have failed once again. For the legs of Allah are the only ones I’m interested in running my hand up… until I get to the edge of his skirt… and then I slide my hand under… hold on give me a minute.

Back! So yeah, here are the pics of Emma Watson practicing the dark art of seduction by showing off a good deal of her legs.

After being fired from the Transformers franchise and realizing she has no discernible acting talent, Megan Fox took to the beach in a series of tiny bikinis to try to save her career.

This move by Megan Fox to show more skin is a step in the right direction. “Actresses” like Megan Fox, who couldn’t act their way out of a paper bag, need to realize that in order to have a future in show biz they must sell their body to the masses, and progressively show more and more skin as their list of terrible movies pile up.

Megan Fox is showing she understands this, and for all our sakes lets hope she does because the last thing we need is another Jessica Alba on our hands.

Jessica Alba was famously prude in her hotness prime, and refused to do any sort of roles in which she could not wear her mom jeans and a turtle neck. Then her hotness was ruined by marrying some douche and having a kid. Now she is doing sexier roles, but no one cares.

I feared Megan Fox would go the same route considering she already had the douche boyfriend, but these staged pics of her in a bikini gives me hope. If she is smart we will be seeing boobies within a year and full front within the next 3 years.

Until then enjoy these pics of Megan Fox in her bikini.

After years of struggling with the inability to take candid photos while keeping her clothes on it appears as if Vanessa Hudgens has finally managed to conquer her handicap.

Vanessa Hudgens, like most teenage girls nowadays, could not restrain herself from stripping off her clothes and photographing her nude body for hours on end. This caused quite a controversy when some of those photos were leaked to the web and posted on websites like ours (until her lawyers complained of copyright infringement).

However, now after years of intensive shock therapy Vanessa Hudgens is able to pose for photos and suppress her primal urges to remove her clothes. It is a great day for moral decency praise be to Allah.

Here are candid pictures of the new fully clothed Vanessa Hudgens for all ages to enjoy.

Selena Gomez and her boobs posed with this doofus to raise awareness about Selena’s rack.

An often overlooked part of Selena’s soon to be legal teenage body, her breasts have a coming out party of sorts in this candid shot. Obviously her boobs are no longer willing to play second fiddle to her face and have come out swinging saying, “Hey look we have cleavage. Stare at us.”

No word yet on how the rest of Selena Gomez’s body feels about this power move to grab the headlines, but there has been speculation that her butt has requested some serious gym time.

Selena Gomez will be turning 18 years old on July 22nd so there is understandably a lot of excitement going on with her body. Nothing is more fulfilling for a woman than to be objectified by being valued only for her looks, and once Selena reaches that magical age of 18 it will become socially acceptable in western society to make all sorts of overtly sexual remarks about her taut frame. I for one have some particularly dirty stuff saved up and can hardly wait.