Helen Hunt cameltoe



Old Hollywood whore day continued today when actress Helen Hunt decided to show off her droopy vaginal lips in the cameltoe picture above.


Helen Hunts pussy lips were obviously hungry as they tried to swallow her pants, and really who can blame them. As an actress in Hollywood, Helen Hunt has probably been feeding her crotch a steady diet of cock for the past 25 years. Now that Helen’s fame has faded she is no doubt hard up for a hard on to stick into her beaten up sex box.


Helen Hunt needs to learn to keep her filthy vagina under control as no one is interested in seeing the shape of her diseased labia. If she can not, I would be happy to use my scimitar to lop off a few inches for her so that it is more manageable.

Jessica Alba cameltoe



Like all actresses Jessica Alba is no better than a vile street prostitute when it comes to moral integrity. That is why it comes as no surprise that she is hiding a camel toe in her crotchal region.


As the picture above shows Jessica Alba is involved in the smuggling of camel toes. In civilized countries like Jordan and Iran it is illegal to export camel toe as it is believed to have certain powers that only proper Muslims should have access to.


Obviously the covetous Jews in Hollywood have sent Jessica Alba to procure and smuggle camel toe out of the Middle East. However, now that we have photographic evidence of Jessica Alba with the camel toe, it will not be long before the authorities put an end to this smuggling ring.


Once again Islam has triumphed over the Jews and their agent of deceit Jessica Alba. Allahu Akbar!

Adriana Lima cameltoe



Looking at an Adriana Lima camel toe is like seeing an old friend, and not just because I am Arab.


There are few things in the world sexier than the toe of a camel, but when a wet swimsuit clutches to Adriana Lima’s privates to form what is commonly known as a “camel toe” it comes very close to surpassing the real thing.


I have a soft place in my heart for Adriana Lima, because even though she is a vile prostitute who poses nearly naked for a living, she was able to maintain her maidenhead until marriage. Of course Allah will still send her to the eternal hellfire for her sins, but I can not help but feel she did the best she could with a rotten situation i.e. not being born in a pious Muslim country.


I myself often wondered if I would be the pillar of virtue I am today if I had not been born in a great progressive land like Afghanistan, but instead in the backwards hedonist nation of Brazil like Adriana Lima was.


I hope it is not too late for Adriana Lima to repent for her sins. If she would become a proper Muslim woman now I think Allah will forgo the majority of her punishment because someone with a camel toe as glorious as Adriana’s can not be all bad.

Miley Cyrus



Miley Cyrus continued to express herself as an artist yesterday by wearing a puke green jumpsuit and sporting some serious cameltoe.


The soon to be 18-year-old singer put on quite a show at West Valencia School For The Deaf, gyrating her hips and furiously humping the air throughout her 2 hour performance.


The climax of the show was reached when Miley broke into her new single “Finish On My Face” and proceeded to thrust her cameltoe with wild abandon towards the audience. Needless to say it was quite a show.


Check out the pictures of Miley Cyrus’ cameltoe packed performance below.

 

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megan fox



Megan Fox seems to be willing to say or do pretty much anything to continue drawing attention to her new movie Transformers 2. Does that include stuffing her sweat pants up her slit so she sports some major cameltoe? You bet’cha!


Megan Fox also only says what every man wants to hear. First she announced she had broken up with her long time boyfriend Brian Austin Green by declaring “I’m currently what you would call single”.


Then Megan kicked it up a notch by telling the world that she is in fact bisexual and that she previously had a relationship with a woman saying, “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”


What is next for the actress? My guess is Megan will reveal how much she loves giving head then demonstrate on a reporter’s microphone. Until then we’ll have to settle for these pics of her cameltoe.

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