“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara just tweeted the above photo of herself taking a siesta by the pool while in a thong.

Sofia Vergara must be having a flashback to her days in a Tijuana brothel were she would use her big brown ass in a thong to entice the gringo Johns.

However, Sofia Vergara needs to remember that she is in America now, and she is being paid to scrub toilets not laze around the pool taking photos of her butt ripping rancid taco farts. Perhaps Sofia Vergara should be sent to work in the lettuce fields until she learns a proper appreciation for her role in society.

Pop star Taylor Swift brazenly flashes her butt while in concert in the updress video above.

Clearly Taylor Swift is a degenerate slut who thinks that if she flashes her pancake ass and scoliosis ridden back while on stage she will get a man to bend her over and take her to pound town.

What Taylor Swift doesn’t understand is that us men are not interested in her shapeless fart clapper, and that the only hole we’d want to stick it in is her mouth to keep her from singing any more of her crappy love songs.

Miley Cyrus just tweeted a photo of herself waiting for a virile Muslim man to come pound out her hindquarters in the doggy style sex position.

As a converted Muslim Miley Cyrus knows that the holy Qur’an states that a man must only have sex with a woman from behind.

Of course a true Muslim woman would be lying completely still with her eyes downcast while tears (presumably of joy) gently roll down her cheeks. However, Miley Cyrus’ mistakes can be easily corrected with more practice, and a few lashes with a whip made from stiff Nile reeds.

The jungle creature known as Rihanna took to Instagram to post this photo of her ass in the a jean thong.

Clearly the AIDS has seeped out of Rihanna’s sweaty hindquarters and eroded away the denim of her jeans. Only a thin sliver of fabric is being saved from the corrosive substance (though it probably wish it wasn’t) as it gets sucked into Rihanna’s gaping rectum.

Of course the infidels will love this Rihanna sweaty ass jean thong photo, as they worship this degenerate primitive she-beast. In fact Rihanna’s new single “Shake Dat AIDS Sweat Jean Thong” featuring Pitbull and Lil Wayne is #1 on iTunes right now.

Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice appears to show off her bare butt in the cheeky photo above.

It looks as though Victoria Justice is lifting up her ass to let out a fart. No doubt it will be a wet fart which will cause an ooze of lube, semen, gerbil bones, and rancid anal juices to drip down the inside of her legs.

Victoria Justice will probably then collect the ooze, bottle it, and sell it in Japan, as Japanese businessmen are known to pay top dollar for the ass spillage of Western whores for both its complex flavor and to satisfy their depraved sexual desires.

At 17-years-old Kardashian sister Kendall Jenner’s biological clock is certainly ticking, and thus so is her viability of becoming a Muslim’s wife.

In a last ditch attempt to get her married off before she descends into darkness like her mudshark half-sisters Kim and Khloe, Kendall Jenner was taken to Greece and put in a thong bikini to advertise her wares in the photos below.

Unfortunately for Kendall I am not seeing much in these thong bikini pictures that would pique a Muslim’s interest, as her narrow hips do not bode well for birthing, and her weak frame does not look up to handling field work.

I am afraid the best Kendall Jenner can hope for is to serve as a concubine for a Muslim man who is into rough anal with skinny girls. Of course this life is infinitely more favorable to getting involved with black guys like her half-sisters Kim and Khloe Kardashian.