Unsheathe your saif fellow Celeb Jihadists and let it taste the blood of the infidels for our war with celebrities is at hand!
Like the prophecy has foretold an annoying talentless sexually ambiguous pop singer has struck first against us in this soon to be bloody struggle. While playing laser tag like a total dork over the weekend, Justin Bieber reportedly assaulted a 12-year-old boy simply because the innocent child pointed out the obvious fact that Justin is a “faggot”.
According to twisted accounts by the Zionist controlled media, the 12-year-old child was picking on 16-year-old Justin Bieber. When the child simply observed that Justin Bieber was a tremendous faggot, Justin decided to prove him right by slapping the kids hand, and running away.
Are we to expected to still our saifs while Justin Bieber goes around assaulting our fellow Celeb Jihadists? I say no, especially after viewing the video below released by one of Justin Bieber’s minions.
In the video below a strange looking girl with sharp metal teeth declares war against all those who oppose the tyranny of Justin Bieber, and issues terms for our surrender. She cites her powerful connection to people from “Europe” to strike fear into our hearts.
However, we will not surrender to these terrorist threats. For we have the power of Allah on our side, and we will triumph against Justin Bieber and his army of mentally retarded transsexual tweens. So do your worst you heathen freak for we are not afraid, and will continue to Jihad against Justin Bieber with even more vigor. Allahu Akbar!
According to these captions on this picture I found on the Internet, the beef between Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato is quickly escalating.
Once rumored to be in a passionate love affair, the relationship between Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus has cooled greatly over the past couple months. Reportedly Miley and Demi are feuding over who is going to have to deepthroat the most producers to get their next movie made.
Well this battle of the Disney sluts took an ugly turn when Miley Cyrus mocked Demi Lovato’s smile in the picture above. I find Miley teasing Demi for her smile a little cruel and frankly very lazy considering there is so much other stuff to tease Demi Lovato about.
Just off the top of my head I can think of a few things that would get to Demi Lovato more than making fun of her smile. Demi has always struggled with her weight, and her hips aren’t exactly getting any smaller. Demi has a gap in her teeth and her family are filthy Italian immigrants. There is a lot of teasing material right there.
Miley next time how about you try something like, “Hey Demi, you stupid dago I bet I could fit a salami between your gap, but then you’d probably eat it and it would go straight to your enormous thighs.”
Wow leave it to an egomaniac like Demi Lovato to go on a narcissistic rant about how great she is, and how she thinks her fans are fat. In a recent interview Demi Lovato was quoted as saying,
“I want to be able to help other girls come into their own with a strong confidence in their skin, their size, who they are and everything about themselves.”
How presumptuous of Demi to think that a few words from her can trump the time honored tradition of teenage insecurity. Allah made teens awkward and pot marked for a reason, and Demi Lovato thinks she can just snap her fingers and change all that.
Also what does Demi mean by “their size”. I think it is pretty clear that she is hinting that she thinks her fans are fat. How gracious of her to point that out ,and then tell them that she is going to help them feel confident about being porkers.
However, Demi Lovato was not done there, her hubris continued to show as she spouted off absurd statements like,
“I’m learning and dealing with experiences that all teenagers go through”
Oh really Demi? You think the typical teenager is trying to decide whether their next car should be a BMW or an Audi, or if they should summer in the south of France or the Caribbean this year? The nerve of this girl!
Demi’s arrogance continued when she admits she is a terrible person, but that she should be a role model regardless,
“There are ways to be role models without claiming to be perfect… The way I want to be a role model is not by not making mistakes.”
What the hell kind of role model makes mistakes? Has western society fallen to the point were mediocrity is the new role model? I thank Allah every day that I come from a civilized place that still values great individuals. My children only look up to infallible figures, and who knows maybe one day they’ll grow up to be the next Ayman Al-Zawahiri, Fahd Al-Quso, or dare I dream Osama Bin Laden.
