What at first glance just looks like a piss poor attempt at a sex tape, is actually the security camera footage from the night Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis was viciously attacked by Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole.
As this video clearly shows Jayde poured some sort of drink on Francis as he walks by almost drowning the poor man. Courageously he spins around and grabs Jayde Nicole at the bar and self-defensively drags her by her hair across the floor for a few feet.
I love a good girl fight. The only thing this one is missing is titties popping out.
Girls Gone Wild founder and tremendous douchebag Joe Francis took hitting on the ladies to the next level last night when he beat up fellow douchebag Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole.
According to Jayde Nicole, Francis was hitting on and harassing one of her girl friends so she did what any sane person would do, she threw her drink in his face. That’s when Joe punched Jayde in the face, threw her to the ground by her hair, and kicked her in the ribs. Apparently Jayde’s friend tried to come to her defense and she got punched too.
Joe Francis then fleed from the club. Brody claims to have chased him, but was tasered by some mystery person (yeah right wuss).
Being the man that Brody is though he didn’t let the tasing stop him from talking smack on Twitter about the incident saying, “Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him. How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”
Notice the extra exclamation points at the end he obviously means business!!!
Police are looking for Joe Francis to question him about the assault. Hopefully they can find him before he hangs himself in a hotel room in Canada.
We caught up with Lauren Conrad from MTV’s “The Hills” coming out of a Fuddruckers on Sunset Thursday night. Our reporter on the scene inquired about Lauren’s on and off again relationship with male socialite Brody Jenner.”Things with Brody are going really good right now. He stumbled over to my place just the other night. We played this game were he couldn’t remember my name. After about 20 minutes he got it though. It was a new record!”
When asked if her and Brody did anything romantic Lauren responded.
“Yeah we shared something special… You know Brody is a super romantic guy… He really opened up to me and trusted me enough to shit on my chest. Most of it was solid too! I don’t want to read into that too much because as you know we are “just friends”, but I imagine if he didn’t care about a girl he would have made it sloppy.”
Lauren declined to comment when asked if she rubbed it in.
