It should come as no surprise that ever since Jennifer Love Hewitt converted to Islam her acting career has experienced a Renaissance of sorts as she now stars in a popular TV show about how to be dutiful concubine called “The Client List”.
This is because Allah is the one true God and he rewards his loyal followers. Jennifer Love Hewitt recognizes this and is further honoring Allah’s will by humbling offering her body to be a vessel for a virile Muslim’s seed with this picture of her showing off her fertile tits.
Despite her advanced age, Jennifer Love Hewitt shows some breeding potential with this pic, and a Muslim man may yet put a baby in her belly. If Jennifer Love Hewitt is lucky enough to be honored with a Muslim’s baby she will no doubt do her duty and nourish the child well with her bountiful breasts, so that it may grow up to be a strong Jihadist and bath in the blood of the infidels.
Converted Muslimina Jennifer Love Hewitt reveals her new boob job in the photo above.
Clearly Jennifer Love Hewitt got this boob job so that us Muslim men can titty bang her properly. Jennifer’s old tiny D breasts were no match for a Muslim man’s enormous manhood, but these new breasts are just about the right size to handle an Islamic tunic snake slithering through them before it spits all over her face.
By getting a boob job Jennifer Love Hewitt is teaching a valuable lesson to all young women that it is important to undergo radical and painful surgery to please men… especially Muslim men.
Itty bitty titty whore Taylor Swift proved once again that no sexually deviant act is beyond her, by actually bouncing her tiny breasts in the video above.
Scientists are still trying to figure out how Taylor Swift was able to defy Allah’s laws of physics, and bounce those mosquito bites on her chest that she calls tits (one theory is that Taylor duct taped a pair of golf balls to her sternum).
However she did it, the result was Taylor Swift briefly bouncing her boobies up and down. A sickening sight and one that will not go unpunished when Taylor is brought to justice in Sharia court.
March is here and that means it is time for “March Madness” in the heathen West. For those who don’t know “March Madness” refers to the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. A tournament that pits African tribesman against one another at the sport of “basketball” for the amusement of overweight whites and the profit of Jews.
In response to this shameful heathen basketball tournament we here at Celeb Jihad have developed a far grander competition called “March Mammary Madness” in which topless celebrities square off against each other to win the coveted title of “Top Titties in Tinseltown”
Winners were selected by a consensus of sheiks, imams, and clerics based on which breasts they would most like to tongue lash. Below are the results of the tournament thus far.
The Areola Eight
 #1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
 #8 Michelle Tractenburg |
 #2 Katy Perry | VS |
 #7 Kate Beckinsale |
 #3 Jenna Fischer | VS |
 #6 Emma Watson |
 #4 Sienna Miller | VS |
 #5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
The Funbag Four
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#1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
#6 Emma Watson |
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#2 Katy Perry | VS |
#5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
Upstart and tournament Cinderella story Mary Elizabeth Winstead has made it to the finals to face off against perennial contender Scarlett Johansson. However, for the final match our council of powerful Muslim men have chosen to give the deciding vote to the readers of this holy Islamic celebrity gossip site provided that none of the people voting are infidels, women, or without a proper beard.
The Chest Championship
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#1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
#5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
A previously lost Olivia Wilde topless pic has been uncovered and released to the web.
Of course this isn’t the only photo of Olivia Wilde exposing her shameful tits (see the video here), but based on the youthfulness of her face this pic may have been Olivia’s first foray into itty bitty topless modeling.
Scientists in Iran are still trying to date this photo to determine Olivia Wilde’s age. However, they are finding it difficult to pinpoint an exact date for the pic as Olivia Wilde has maintained the same shapeless body since she was 12-years-old.
Rihanna ran around the streets of New York City last night with her primitive tits completely exposed in a mesh top, as you can see in the photos below.
Rihanna must have mistaken the skyscrapers of New York for the jungle of her ancestors as she brazenly goes around with her breasts hanging out like this.
Clearly this Ugandan guy Kony that I keep hearing about has the right idea, if African women are not completely subjugated and brutalized they will end up running a amok like Rihanna does in these photos of her titties flapping in the wind. Perhaps Kony and Chris Brown can team up to finally get Rihanna in line.
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Busty “Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks had the below private pics (including a topless pic) leaked to the web yesterday.
Of course Christina Hendricks used the standard Hollywood actress excuse of blaming a “hacker” for the leak. However, in a remarkable coincidence the new season of “Mad Men” premieres in less than 3 weeks.
I have often thought that Christina Hendricks would make a fine Muslim wife as her tits are bountiful, and she has the fat reserves in her hips to survive many a lean harvest. However, after seeing Christina’s behavior in the leaked private pics below, I am beginning to seriously question her Islam-worthiness.
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