Here is an exclusive first look of Scarlett Johansson in the upcoming blockbuster movie “The Avengers”.

Scarlett was originally slated to play the role of the “Black Widow”, but producers soon realized that the Black Widow character was “stupid”. So Scarlett Johansson will now be playing a newly imagined superhero called “Chesty McTits”.

As you can see Chesty possess the superpower of distraction, and her righteous tits of justice are a force to be reckoned with. The rest of “The Avengers” are no longer needed, as evil has met its match in Scarlett Johansson as Chesty McTits.

Pop star Katy Perry is on the prowl for a new man to suck the life out of, after recently being dumped by her husband Russell Brand.

As you can see in the photo above, Katy Perry is relying on the infidel whore trick known as the “boobie trap” to ensnare her next man. Thankfully, through the glorious teachings of Allah, us Muslim men have developed an immunity to boobie traps, as we find a woman’s sinful busty bosom revolting.

Yes Katy Perry will never be able to land a Muslim man with her tits hanging out like this, and she will have to settle for yet another effeminate kuffar. Unfortunately, much like Russel Brand, he will fail to properly train Katy Perry, and we will be further subjected to her unholy music and disgusting feminine body.

Times are tough for Kim Kardashian as public opinion of her has been steadily declining since her sham wedding then divorce from Kris Humphries.

Ever the multi-tasker, Kim Kardashian tweeted the above pic of her saggy tits in a pushup bra to combat the bad press, and troll for new black dick.

This PR stunt by Kim will certainly go over well in the heathen Western world, as the infidels love slutty pics shared on social media. Whether this bold move of showing tits instead of ass will score her another black guy is yet to be seen.

Praise be to Allah! Miley Cyrus once again demonstrates her fertility by wearing a see through shirt and no bra in the photo above.

Just days ago Miley Cyrus first showed off her perky breasts and nipples to us pious Muslim men with this photo, and now to further make her point Miley has done it again.

Miley Cyrus is an amazing role model for young girls, who should all be aspiring to serve at the heel of us virile Muslim men. Miley Cyrus knows that there is no greater joy for a woman than to be an obedient wife/concubine to us Muslims, and as the see through pic above shows, she is willing to do whatever it takes to make that dream a reality.

You may recognize Whitney Port as the talentless Jew friend of Lauren Conrad from the hit MTV shows “The Hills” and “The City”.

After failing to make it as a fashion designer (see talentless above) it appears as though Whitney Port is now trying to make a career out of being another vile Hollywood whore.

As you can see in the photos below, Whitney Port exposes both of her bare breasts and nipples by “accidentally” removing her bikini top while at the pool. Whitney Port and her sinful Jew titties are an affront to Islam, and yet another war crime that the Zionist filth will soon have to answer for. Allahu Akbar!

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It is a glorious day my Muslim brothers! Pious Muslimina Miley Cyrus has exposed her perky breasts and nipples in the see through photo above.

As we know an intelligent Muslim woman like Miley Cyrus would never show her boobs like this without a good reason, so this is obviously Miley’s way of demonstrating how fertile she is to us virile Muslim men.

Miley Cyrus should be commended for exposing her titties in a see through shirt with no bra to showcase her breeding potential. The whores who infest Hollywood would be wise to take a page from Miley’s book, and focus on highlighting their breeding potential to us Muslims instead of prostituting themselves for fame and fortune.

Fans of the AMC show “Mad Men”, no doubt recognize actress Christina Hendricks in the video above.

Christina Hendricks is a master at conveying emotion with her breasts, and in this video she is obviously conveying disagreement.

Clearly Christina Hendricks is the most “talented” actress in all of heathen Hollywood. Her “skills” runneth over and would be better spent nursing future Jihadist warriors then pretending to be a 1950′s office whore.

Kate Beckinsale is the star of the “Underworld” series including the new movie “Underworld: Awakening”. In the films Kate plays a slutty vampire that goes around killing and f*cking pretty much everything she can get her hands on.

Of course now that Kate Beckinsale is a big star she refuses to be naked in any of the Underworld films, as if that makes her less of a whore and the films less blasphemous against Islam. That is why it is important to remind ourselves that Kate Beckinsale is a slut, and has already exposed her shameful lady tits in the topless video below.

However, be warned the sight of Kate Beckinsale flaunting her bare breasts is quite disturbing, especially since she also appears to be getting off on wearing her grandmother’s underwear.

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Busty model Kate Upton offends Islam with her shameful big bouncing boobies in the video above. Kate Upton’s perfectly shaped large bosom is revolting and sinful, and it must be hidden away under a thick black burka with a roll of duct tape to control the immodest jiggle.

Allah gave Kate Upton these big titties as a test to see if she would do the right thing and feel great shame. Obviously Kate Upton has failed that test as she brazenly flaunts her sin wagons without the slightest sign of remorse, in an affront to Allah and the Islamic world.

Muslims from Damascus to Tikrit are up in arms about Kate Upton’s shameless defiance of the will of Allah. We demand that Kate Upton cover up her lady lumps post haste or a strongly worded fatwa will be issued against her and her tits during high noon prayer. Allahu Akbar!

After a vigorous session of scissoring, actress Emma Watson posed for this sweaty topless pic for the cover of what I can only assume will be some sort of lesboqueer workout DVD.

Of all the fad celebrity workouts, Emma Watson’s “Extreme Lesbian Sex Romps” is the most offensive to Islam, barely edging out Suzanne Somers’ “Thigh Master” and “7 Minute Hairless Boy Ball Gobbling” with John Travolta.

Emma Watson and her fellow carpet munching workout fanatics should know that no matter how in-shape they become they’ll never be able to outrun the wrath of Allah, or a well thrown stone for that matter. Allahu Akbar!