Miley Cyrus topless

Miley Cyrus shows off her perky little tits while sunbathing completely topless on the rooftop of her hotel in Sydney, Australia in the photos below.

Once again Miley exemplifies Muslim virtue by going to this rooftop and exposing her breasts. For Miley was no doubt compelled by the Blessed Prophet himself to rise towards the heavens and give him a peak at them titties.

As everyone knows the Prophet Muhammad was the greatest cocksman to ever walk the earth, so it should come as no surprise that even from the afterlife he is getting women. Miley Cyrus no doubt pleased him greatly with this view of her childlike unfeminine body, as it would remind him of his child wife Aisha. What an honor it must be for Miley to know that she is being peeped on from the heavens. No doubt when she eventually martyrs herself and reaches paradise she will take a place of honor, as a concubine in the Prophet Muhammad’s harem.


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Kim Kardashian breasts

Kim Kardashian walks the streets of Beverly Hills showing off her tig ol’ bitties in a sheer top and no bra in broad daylight in the photos below.

It is surprising to see Kim Kardashian out like this as usually her pimp has her working the 12 to 6AM shift in Compton. However, sometimes a hoe wants to taste the good life, and that is what Kim Kardashian appears to be doing in these photos as she walks Rodeo Drive (one of the most affluent shopping districts in the Western world) with her tits on full display and her sloppy chicken grease filled ass testing the textile strength of her skirt.

Yes only in the West can you go out and buy your 7th gold plated Rolex with a hairy fat ass Armenian whore prostituting her breasts just steps away. I guess that is what they call “Democracy”. Personally I’ll stick to doing my high-end shopping in a nice Islamic monarchy like Dubai thank you very much.


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Kaley Cuoco topless

“The Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco attempts (and fails) to pose seductively in the topless photo above.

Say what you will about Kaley Cuoco, she may be a slut… and star on a horrible blasphemous TV show… and have the face of an unconvincing tranny… but at least she didn’t hire some shyster lawyer to try and get her nude cell phone photos removed from the Web when they leaked a couple weeks ago.

That shows character. Not much character, but character none the less. As a reward the Jihadist High Counsel has ruled that we will stone Kaley Cuoco first when we conquer America, and we only use reasonably large stones. That way Kaley’s lapidation will be quick and relatively less painful, and she can begin her eternity of burning in Jahannam without delay. Who says Islam is not a merciful religion?

Sarah Hyland breasts

“Modern Family” star Sarah Hyland appears to show her breasts in the topless photo above.

I suppose we are supposed to believe that it is just a coincidence that the new season of “Modern Family” premieres tonight, and this topless photo of Sarah Hyland (and the slutty one of “Modern Family” co-star Ariel Winter which we posted earlier today) is released online.

However, us Muslims are not that naive, for the spirit of the blessed Prophet has shown us the trust which is that Sarah Hyland showing her titties in this photo is part of a new marketing scheme by the degenerate Zionists at ABC to drum up ratings. No doubt tomorrow a photo of Ellen Pompeo spreading her ass checks will coincidentally also make its way online just in time for the start of ABC’s “Grey’s Anatomy”, to followed on Sunday by “Once Upon A Day” star Jennifer Morrison “accidentally” showing off her c*nt.

Mary-Kate Olsen (one half of the famous Olsen twins) shows her breasts while taking part in some sort of weird act of bestiality in the video above.

Just when you think heathen Hollywood couldn’t get any more depraved a video like this comes out in which Mary-Kate Olsen uses her sinful boobs to entice a black dog to eat spaghetti out of her mouth.

Mary-Kate Olsen has probably turned to making animal porn as she has finally run out of her “Full House” money, and there is a large lucrative market for this type of smut in hopelessly immoral places like Germany and Japan. Frankly I am shocked that Mary-Kate would sink this low this fast, as I always assumed that Ashley would be the first one to resort to interspecies sex acts to make ends meet.

But who knows maybe in Mary-Kate’s next video she will get Ashley in on the action, and they can get a pair of dachshunds to eat hotdogs out of their asses.

Avril Lavigne

Canadian punk rocker (an oxymoron) Avril Lavigne had the scandalous topless cell phone photos below leaked online.

This Avril Lavigne topless pics leak comes on the heels of announcement that Avril will soon be divorcing Nickleback singer Chad Kroeger. Clearly these leaked photos are a ploy by the soon to be single Avril to entice us virile Muslim men to bang her with our enormous manhoods.

Unfortunately for Avril Lavigne no Muslim will ever provide her with the unimaginable pleasure of having her guts pummeled by our mighty meat scimitars. For even though Avril’s body is pleasingly unfeminine, she looks like she has been rode hard and put up wet too many times… or as we say in the Muslim world “that camel has one too many humps”

*Update: Avril Lavigne had her lawyers get the images removed. Apparently she isn’t punk enough to show her tits.