Yvonne Strahovski topless

“Chuck” and “Dexter” star Yvonne Strahovski poses completely topless in this photo shoot for the Polish men’s magazine “Kielbasa Quarterly”.

Like most girls in her poverty stricken homeland of Poland, Yvonne Strahovski would often dream of one day traveling to Hollywood and using her Eastern European good looks to whore herself into fame and fortune. Well that dream became a reality when she was discovered by renowned Hollywood talent scout Abraham Jewberg while selling the world’s smallest violins to tourists outside of Auschwitz.

The rest as they say is Hollywood history, as Yvonne Strahovski has gone to star in numerous TV shows and movies. Unfortunately Yvonne has yet to do a graphic nude scene in any of them, but if the topless photos below are any indication that is about to change.


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Jessica Alba topless

Jessica Alba shows off her perky mocha tits while completely topless out in public in the photo above.

Of course seeing Jessica Alba brazenly walking around topless like this should come as no surprise as she is part Native American, so savage sluttery is in her bloodline. In fact, Jessica Alba can trace her roots back to the famous squaw Suckajeweena of the proud Chocajo tribe of the Great Plains. Legend has it that Suckajeweena led a raid of her fellow Chocajo squaws on General Custer’s encampment, and drained the balls of all of us men thus zapping their will to fight the night before the “Battle of the Little Bighorn”.

Yes Jessica Alba certainly has an illustrious family history of primitive whoring to live up to. This topless photo is certainly a good start in honoring the traditions of her ancestors.

Miley Cyrus topless

Miley Cyrus shows off her perky little tits while sunbathing completely topless on the rooftop of her hotel in Sydney, Australia in the photos below.

Once again Miley exemplifies Muslim virtue by going to this rooftop and exposing her breasts. For Miley was no doubt compelled by the Blessed Prophet himself to rise towards the heavens and give him a peak at them titties.

As everyone knows the Prophet Muhammad was the greatest cocksman to ever walk the earth, so it should come as no surprise that even from the afterlife he is getting women. Miley Cyrus no doubt pleased him greatly with this view of her childlike unfeminine body, as it would remind him of his child wife Aisha. What an honor it must be for Miley to know that she is being peeped on from the heavens. No doubt when she eventually martyrs herself and reaches paradise she will take a place of honor, as a concubine in the Prophet Muhammad’s harem.


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Kim Kardashian breasts

Kim Kardashian walks the streets of Beverly Hills showing off her tig ol’ bitties in a sheer top and no bra in broad daylight in the photos below.

It is surprising to see Kim Kardashian out like this as usually her pimp has her working the 12 to 6AM shift in Compton. However, sometimes a hoe wants to taste the good life, and that is what Kim Kardashian appears to be doing in these photos as she walks Rodeo Drive (one of the most affluent shopping districts in the Western world) with her tits on full display and her sloppy chicken grease filled ass testing the textile strength of her skirt.

Yes only in the West can you go out and buy your 7th gold plated Rolex with a hairy fat ass Armenian whore prostituting her breasts just steps away. I guess that is what they call “Democracy”. Personally I’ll stick to doing my high-end shopping in a nice Islamic monarchy like Dubai thank you very much.


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Kaley Cuoco topless

“The Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco attempts (and fails) to pose seductively in the topless photo above.

Say what you will about Kaley Cuoco, she may be a slut… and star on a horrible blasphemous TV show… and have the face of an unconvincing tranny… but at least she didn’t hire some shyster lawyer to try and get her nude cell phone photos removed from the Web when they leaked a couple weeks ago.

That shows character. Not much character, but character none the less. As a reward the Jihadist High Counsel has ruled that we will stone Kaley Cuoco first when we conquer America, and we only use reasonably large stones. That way Kaley’s lapidation will be quick and relatively less painful, and she can begin her eternity of burning in Jahannam without delay. Who says Islam is not a merciful religion?

Sarah Hyland breasts

“Modern Family” star Sarah Hyland appears to show her breasts in the topless photo above.

I suppose we are supposed to believe that it is just a coincidence that the new season of “Modern Family” premieres tonight, and this topless photo of Sarah Hyland (and the slutty one of “Modern Family” co-star Ariel Winter which we posted earlier today) is released online.

However, us Muslims are not that naive, for the spirit of the blessed Prophet has shown us the trust which is that Sarah Hyland showing her titties in this photo is part of a new marketing scheme by the degenerate Zionists at ABC to drum up ratings. No doubt tomorrow a photo of Ellen Pompeo spreading her ass checks will coincidentally also make its way online just in time for the start of ABC’s “Grey’s Anatomy”, to followed on Sunday by “Once Upon A Day” star Jennifer Morrison “accidentally” showing off her c*nt.