Jessica Alba proves once again that motherhood has not changed her whore like ways, and its only impact on her has been saggier breasts.
How I pity Jessica Alba’s child. Imagine having a mother that walked around in a revealing top like that, bent over so her bosom dangles for all to see. How much shame must that child feel? How much happier would he be if Jessica wore a motherly burka instead of dressing like a street walker?
Jessica Alba has got to realize that now that her loins have been soiled by birthing a non Muslim child, no one is interested in what little sex appeal she has left no matter much cleavage she sticks in our face. She is just bringing shame to her family with these pathetic attempts to draw attention to herself.
Well it turns out I was wrong about Taylor Momsen. No not that she is a piece of gutter trash, but that she is 16-years-old. Because in the pictures below she is smoking and not wearing a bra. Both of which are illegal for 16-year-olds to do in America.
I am starting to get concerned about Taylor’s well being though. Not because of the smoking, but because of the fact that her waistline seems to be rapidly expanding. I commend her on picking up smoking to try to curve her appetite, but at the rate she is going she might want to start sticking those cigarette stained fingers down her throat as well. Black is supposed to be a slimming color, but the only slimming it is doing in these pictures is to the odds that I’ll be able to rub one out to them later.
Taylor Momsen definitely has a Lohan-esque career ahead of her. Smoking and braless pics of her hard nipples are just the beginning. I can hardly wait until we get to see the good stuff, but until then these pics will have to do.
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Miranda Kerr and some other models posed topless for the 2010 Pirelli calendar.
I have no idea who or what Pirelli is but it sounds European. That would probably explain why the girls are all topless. Many Americans don’t know that in Europe the women all walk around topless.
That was the main reason why the sexually repressed Pilgrims came to America. They were fleeing the beautiful bare breasts of Europe. Share that little bit of information with your friends and family this Thanksgiving. Oh and show them these pictures to emphasize the point.
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Blake Lively loves displaying her talent aka her legs and tits, and as you can see in the pics of her below she is a talented girl.
Is it just me or does Blake give off the vibe that she likes it up the old Hershey highway? I don’t know, there is just something about the way she carries her self that says “backdoor beauty”. If anyone out there has railed this chick send me an email and let me know if I am right, or don’t email me and I’ll just assume I am right… either way.
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Amy Winehouse was out selling her plasma yesterday, and while walking back to the half-way house her disgusting new breasts fell out. I’m usually not one to turn down a free look at boobies, but this was just repulsive. This woman is the reason Allah invented the Burqa.
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Look at this Taylor Swift nip slip photo. I can not believe Taylor would do something like this!
Taylor Swift wore a dress that has her nipples just hanging out. I know she is tall, but did she ever even consider that she may walk by a giant, and that he would be able to see right down the top of her dress?
Maybe Taylor Swift is a slut for giants and this is her way of trying to attract them. What a size queen whore!
For those of you who don’t know Keeley Hazell, she is Allah’s gift to men. Her humps are twice as big as a camels, and she’d be twice as fun to ride.
Of course, unlike a camel, you can’t simply beat her to death if she misbehaves. Not in this country, anyway.
At any rate, enjoy these wonderful pictures of Keeley Hazell’s breasts…
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