Devout Muslim Miley Cyrus was photographed not wearing a bra and with her burka open, while on her way to the mosque for afternoon prayer.

This Miley Cyrus clothing mishap is obviously the result of Miley being so excited about going to the mosque that she forgot to dress herself properly. I think we’ve all been at that stage were we are just so excited about Islam that we forget to do mundane tasks like shower, milk the camels, or in Miley’s case cover our hard nipples.

So let these pictures of a braless Miley Cyrus serve as yet another testament to her love for Islam and Allah.

Ever since Miley Cyrus has renounced her heathen Jew God Jesus, and accepted Allah as her lord and master she has undergone a miraculous change.

Under a weak Christian moral system Miley Cyrus would run around flashing her vagina, and prostituting herself to older men. Now that the firm hand of Allah is serving as Miley’s moral compass all that is in the past.

Of course the new Muslim Miley Cyrus is not without flaws. As these pictures show, Miley mistakenly forgot to wear a burka, and instead put on an obviously see through shirt with no bra underneath.

She must have been up late praying the night before, and was too exhausted to notice her mistake. However, I can assure you that Miley Cyrus will accept her punishment for this wardrobe malfunction, and will take her lashings like a proper Muslim woman.

Enjoy these pictures of Miley Cyrus’ nipples, and let them serve as a warning that even the most committed new Muslims still can make mistakes.

Well it turns out I was wrong about Taylor Momsen. No not that she is a piece of gutter trash, but that she is 16-years-old. Because in the pictures below she is smoking and not wearing a bra. Both of which are illegal for 16-year-olds to do in America.

I am starting to get concerned about Taylor’s well being though. Not because of the smoking, but because of the fact that her waistline seems to be rapidly expanding. I commend her on picking up smoking to try to curve her appetite, but at the rate she is going she might want to start sticking those cigarette stained fingers down her throat as well. Black is supposed to be a slimming color, but the only slimming it is doing in these pictures is to the odds that I’ll be able to rub one out to them later.

Taylor Momsen definitely has a Lohan-esque career ahead of her. Smoking and braless pics of her hard nipples are just the beginning. I can hardly wait until we get to see the good stuff, but until then these pics will have to do.

Looks like Jessica Simpson is bulking up for football season.

Jessica is embracing her new gig as a role model for chunky girls. She wore this tight dress with horizontal stripes when she sang the National Anthem at the Tiger Tourney Golf Event in Maryland yesterday.

The only redeeming quality of the dress was that a bra could not fit in there. This gives us the opportunity to check out her nipples, and it looks like she has put some weight on them as well.