Jessica Biel’s ass is one of the most famous in all of Hollywood, and not just because it is currently the place Justin Timberlake sticks his penis when he wants to pretend he is back in NSYNC with Lance Bass, but because it is nice and plump and attached to a white woman.

Of course having a firm juicy ass does not make up for the fact that Jessica Biel has the face of a thoroughbred and the personality of a lesbian biker. However, as a Muslim I only see the good in people, so despite her being a vile whore for the Zionist entertainment machine I shall pay homage to Jessica Biel’s butt with the picture gallery below.

Pop star Katy Perry thrilled her legions of horny fans when she bent over and showed her unremarkable ass while performing in concert.

Since all infidels are over-sexed drug addicts it is understandable why they would find Katy Perry and her pasty ass aesthetically pleasing. Of course as a Muslim man I loathe the female body, and have nothing but disdain for Katy Perry and her shameful feminine curves.

Katy Perry showing her ass is just another example of the infidels falling further and further into moral and societal degradation. Islam’s triumph over the West is all but assured, and when it comes Katy Perry will be answering for this sickening rectal display in Sharia court. Allahu Akbar!

Is the video below Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice showing off her tight teen ass?

We can not say for certain that it is, but according to our sources close to the actress, Victoria Justice shops for her slutty infidel underwear at the Victoria’s Secret Pink store in her local mall, and the girl in the video below is wearing Victoria’s Secret Pink panties.

Coincidence? We think not!

In a move that will surely bring insincere claims of embarrassment from Kim Kardashian, we have posted below what we believe to be Kim’s audition dance tape for “Dancing With The Stars”.

As we know Kim Kardashian did not make the show this season, but it wasn’t because of her dance moves. According to our source inside “Dancing With The Stars”, the producers thought that Kim’s presence would be “too distracting” for the other contestants. Particularly naming Hines Ward, Romeo, Sugar Ray Leonard, and Wendy Williams as those most likely to be distracted by Kim’s “charms”.

Rachel McAdams, star of such movies as “Mean Girls”, “The Notebook”, and “Wedding Crashers” showed off her thick luscious ass while being filmed making out with a man who is not her husband or first cousin.

While I applaud Rachel McAdams for being a white girl with such a nicely shaped butt, I can not help but feel great disdain for her actions in showing it off while throwing herself at a man.

Rachel needs to learn that just because Allah has blessed her with a nice ass it does not mean she should prostitute it to strange men. Unless of course she is ordered to do so by her father, husband, or cleric.

Unfortunately, it appears as though Rachel McAdams has more ass than she does brains and moral integrity.

Lindsay Lohan is a stereotypical Christian. Is she a bisexual, drug addict, criminal, and stripper. Just the sort that is attracted to the teachings of the Jew God Christ.

Muslims who find themselves questioning Islam should take heed of the gif of Lindsay Lohan working as a stripper below. Sure Lindsay Lohan may only be “acting” as a stripper in a snuff film or wherever this is from, but it is still immoral and it is what happens when you turn away from Islam.

Of course Christians probably think it is great because they accept all people (*gag). I bet Jesus would get a hard-on for Lindsay Lohan after watching this gif and try to date her. We know he had a thing for whores (ahm Mary). Muhammad on the other hand was a pillar of virtue, and would have banged Lindsay but then never spoken to her again like a proper man should.

Anyway enjoy this gif of Lindsay Lohan’s ass in a thong for it illustrates the indecency of the Christian faith. Allahu Akbar!

Shakira was born on the mean streets of Bogota, Columbia. Bogota can be an unforgiving place so Shakira sought the protection of the Valdez crime family, one of Colombia’s oldest and most brutal coffee cartels.

The Valdez family patriarch Juan saw much promise in the young Shakira. He encouraged her to compete in extreme belly dancing fights, backyard ass shakeoffs, and cockfights. This forced Shakira to hone her talents, making her the entertainer she is today.

Shakira’s rise from cockfighting in the back-alleys of Bogota to being one of the world’s biggest pop stars is nothing short of remarkable. To honor Shakira’s achievement here are 12 of her sexiest animated GIFs.

It took 6lbs of grease to lube Shakira into this outfit (Fun Fact: It only takes one mouthful of spit to lube your way into Shakira’s ass)

In my hometown of Kandahar, Afghanistan a green waistband means “will have sex for money”. I guess what I’m trying to say is Shakira is probably a whore.

Shakira has successfully completed 3 marathons using just her ass muscle.

ASSume the position.

Shakira likes her men like she likes her amplifiers… black and loud… and with a hard plastic covering, various electronics inside, and plugged into a outlet.

Shakira was one of the first Western women to realize it is cool to dress and dance like an Arab prostitute.

Shakira’s hips don’t lie and right here they are saying that the Jews control the entertainment industry.

Shakira nicknamed this move the “coffee grinder”. She famously used it to down one Kitty Vasquez in a backyard booty shakeoff.

Show us were babies come from not were they sleep.

Mmm I love a flexible woman. I bet Shakira could get twice the housework done using her hands and feet… so hot!

Believe it or not there is a man with a yellow guitar in this GIF. Can you spot him?

Caution: GIF may cause sea sickness, and should not be viewed if pregnant.

This picture of Angelina Jolie’s naked ass was taken from the outtakes of her movie “Wanted”.

I applaud the producers of this film for cutting Angelina Jolie’s butt. However, they should have taken their new found moral courage even further and cut her entirely from the movie.

Women should not be allowed to act. If a story requires a female character, say as a prostitute, then a teenage boy in drag makes more than an acceptable replacement.

I have never seen this Angelina Jolie movie “Wanted” but I would bet that her role could have been played better and much more sexily by say Nick Jonas or another young feminine teen boy.

Yes Angelina Jolie’s ass is an offensive site to behold. Let us hope Hollywood takes heed of our call for young lady boys to replace women in the movies, less we be forced to issue another fatwa against them. Allahu Akbar!

Ashley Greene has been a very busy girl. Not only is she pretending to be blatant homosexual Joe Jonas’ girlfriend for the publicity, but she has also been hitting the gym hard to plump her pancake ass (her one and only physical flaw).

As you can see in the pictures below Ashley Greene has done a good job adding some definition and thickness to her once saggy behind. However, would it kill her to not be a whore and wear a burka to the gym? Sure she would have to be mindful not to get the cloth stuck in some of the machines, but squats can be performed just as easily in a burka as in this whore outfit Ashley has on.

I applaud Ashley Greene for her efforts. Not only is she using a heathen homosexual to boost her own fame, but she is working on approving her attractiveness to virile Muslim men by firming up her ass. If she would just work on her morality and accept Allah has her lord and master then she’ll be on her way to big things. Allahu Akbar!

Rihanna was the picture of class yesterday while at the beach in her bikini.

Appearing extremely dainty and feminine Rihanna showed off her prison tats while sipping vodka and splashing in the water. Rihanna then proceeded to stick her ass up in the air while she collected seashells. It is still open to speculation were Rihanna stored the seashells she found.

Yes Rihanna is very image of class and sophistication in the Western world as these pictures show. Boy were we Muslims wrong about women not being able to act properly when they are left to their own devices.

Sike! This article is what is known as sarcasm. Rihanna and all the other infidel women in the West are whores, deal with it!