Earlier today Nick Jonas threw on his most gay tank top and jumped on board the SS Penis for an extremely low budget gay cruise.
Nick Jonas came out of the closet, more or less, last week when he was photographed prancing around with a male purse or “murse”. Ever since then the runt of the Jonas Brothers litter has become more bold in his gayness.
Nick’s gayness is quite understandable since he has been forced to sing and act since childhood, but what is not forgivable is his cheapness. Nick Jonas is a famous celebrity with millions of dollars he should be able to afford a much more extravagant and flamboyant cruise than this.
I’m sure there is a certain appeal to a gay man being packed on a small boat with a bunch of other dudes, but wouldn’t Nick have a better time on a more spacious ship were he can run around on his tippy-toes with pink feathers trying to tickle the other boys? I mean I seriously doubt that clunker of a ship he is on has the capacity to make more than a few mojitos an hour, and I really doubt it even has a spanking station in case a boy gets too naughty.
Nick Jonas has got to realize that being gay is not easy, and you have to invest the money to do it right if you are going to be successful at it.
TMZ has reportedly found a picture from the 1950′s of John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women. The picture shows two naked women jumping off the boat (presumably to escape), and two more naked women sunning on the top deck (presumably too frozen by fear to attempt an escape). Just below the top deck John F. Kennedy is lying sunning himself, and preparing his mind for the insane amount of wild sex to come.
Professor Jeff Sedlik, a forensic photo expert, says the print appears to be authentic. Sedlik says the photo is printed on paper consistent with what was used in the 1950s. The emulsion on the surface of the print has numerous cracks the result of aging, handling, and beating off too.
There are numerous articles and books on John F. Kennedy which mention a Mediterranean boating trip that he took in August, 1956, with his brother Ted Kennedy and Senator George Smathers. It was rumored that they entertained a number of women on the yacht, as Ted Kennedy entertained a number of whiskeys in his liver.
Jackie Kennedy was pregnant at the time, so John was looking to get some strange pink to stick it in. Ironically Jackie was rushed to the hospital while JFK was on the sex boat. Doctors performed an emergency C-section, but the infant was stillborn. If John would have just waited a week he could have plowed his wife when she got home from the hospital.
