Former Disney star Vanessa Hudgens simulates oral sex on a hand drawn picture of a virile Muslim’s manhood in the video above.
If Vanessa Hudgens hopes to ever fulfill her dream of tonging the piss slit of a Muslim man in real life she would be wise to apologize for misrepresenting the size of our meat rods in this video.
A Muslim’s genitals could never be drawn to scale on a standard piece of paper. Vanessa should have used a poster board or included a scale at the bottom stating that 1 inch on the paper is equal to 10 inches in real life… oh and the balls should be covered in hair… lots of thick glorious hair.
It looks as though Taylor Swift is up to her old tricks, sucking on a hard one in the photo above.
Of course the only thing “shocking” about this photo of Taylor Swift performing oral sex on some stranger she probably just met at an Arby’s, is that she isn’t completely deep-throating his meat stick.
Yes, after spending years as an unwed woman in the heathen entertainment industry Taylor Swift’s tonsils have no doubt seen more dick than a urinal, and she has probably swallowed more seed than Oprah Winfrey at a watermelon eating contest. You’d think she’d have overcome her gag reflex by now.
Converted Muslims Miley Cyrus and Hayden Panettiere appear to share the pleasure of orally servicing a Muslim man in the photo above.
What a thrill and honor it must be for Hayden and Miley to be able to tongue bath a Muslim man’s enormous and powerful manhood like this.
To think that just a few short years ago both Miley Cyrus and Hayden Panettiere were hell bound degenerate infidel sluts, and now through the power of Allah they are both dutiful Muslim women indulging in the divine pleasures of Islam.
Yes, this picture of Miley and Hayden sharing a Muslim man is definitive proof that Allah is the one true God, and all who deny him are blasphemers who will burn in the eternal hellfire. Allahu Akbar!
Miley Cyrus looks exhausted yet extremely satisfied in the video above after sucking off a Muslim man.
As Miley Cyrus found out, being able to orally satisfy us Muslims is no easy task as our manhoods are so large that suffocation becomes a very real possibility.
However, the reward is worth the effort as Miley Cyrus was blessed with a load of delicious Muslim man juice on her face and dislocated tongue. Truly a great honor for Miley as it would be for any woman.
In what appears to be a deleted scene from the hit AMC show “Mad Men”, Christina Hendricks sucks off a man in an office, taking his load on her famously busty breasts.
Obviously this scene reflects a more progressive time in America, when corporations hired bosomy women like Christina Hendricks to sexually service their clients.
Corporate America has declined greatly in recent years because of the socialist ideal of “equality”. Now the tried and true blowjob business practices of yesteryear have fallen out of vogue, and top heavy blowjob queens like Christina Hendricks can only reenact this glorious bygone capitalist cock-sucking.
Angelina Jolie appears to be wrapping her famous pouty lips around a penis in the oral sex photo above.
Looking into Angelina Jolie’s eyes it is clear that she wishes she was sucking the substantial manhood of a virile Muslim man instead of what we can only assume is Brad Pitt’s (or her brother’s) teenie weenie.
It is not surprising to see Angelina Jolie sexually fantasizing about us Muslim men like this, as all women find even the homeliest of Muslims far more attractive and desirable than Brad Pitt.
The photo above is reportedly of Emma Watson giving some guy a blowjob while in a closet at a party.
Emma Watson appears to be intoxicated in this picture as she can barely keep her eyes open, and she normally maintains eye contact when sucking guys off just like her mother taught her.
Clearly Emma Watson will eagerly wrap her lips around any dick no matter how small and hairless. As this one is extremely tiny it almost certainly belongs to a filthy Jew, who Emma is trying to impress so that she can land her next big acting role.
