Actress Emma Watson appears to have been caught deep throating a man in the shocking picture above.
Clearly the man in question is not a Muslim as he is shamefully low on pubic hair, and a Muslim man would never allow Emma Watson’s diseased flapper near his enormous dong.
Most likely Emma Watson is deep throating some tiny prick Jew producer to land her next acting job. This is a common practice upon the infidel actresses (and actors) in heathen Hollywood.
Miley Cyrus shows why she is such an exceptional role model to young women everywhere by simulating oral sex on a true to life size cake of a Muslim’s penis.
What a thrill it must have been for Miley to have a visual representation of a Muslim’s manhood right before her eyes, especially since this cake penis looks like it tastes almost as sweet as us real Muslim men.
Miley once again has shown those that are lost the way to Allah, by lusting after this penis cake. She even demonstrates proper technique as it is stated in the Holy Qur’an that a woman must lick the balls before she is allowed to feast on the main course. Miley truly is a guiding light in the dark Western world.
Kate Middleton wasted no time in dropping to her knees and polishing off her new husband’s royal jewels.
Traditionally the newly wed royal couple is supposed to appear on the balcony at Buckingham Palace and share a kiss in front of the crowd of well-wishers, but Kate and William aren’t your traditional royal couple.
As you can see in the photo above and the gif below Kate and William broke with tradition by sharing their first (and probably last) blowjob as a married couple in front of the world.
If this is how the future King and Queen are going to behave then clearly it is just a matter of time before Islam with our moral superiority will conquer all of Great Britain. Allahu Akbar!
As you probably know we here at Celeb Jihad have been following this royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton very closely, and according to our source close to Kate she has told the Prince that in preparation for married life she will no longer be performing oral sex on him.
Kate reportedly broke the news to William late last night saying, “Suck your own prick you wanker, I’ve done become a Princess now, I did.”
No word yet on how Prince William is feeling about this development, but reports are already starting to surface that, on a recommendation from his father, William is searching for an older homely looking woman to serve as his long term “friend”. More on this story as it develops.
NHL star Mike Comrie recently proposed to his celebrity girlfriend Hilary Duff. Lucky for us the papparazi was on hand to catch the romantic moment for all eternity including the story book after engagement blowjob Hilary Duff gave Mike.
Based on the smile on Mike Comrie’s face I’d say Hilary definitely liked the ring (which cost 1 million dollars). Jared Jewelers is reportedly in talks to obtain the rights to the photo for use in their print ad campaigns with their slogan “He went to Jared”.
Anyway here are the pictures of the Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie proposal and blowjob.
Hilary Duff is shocked as Mike tells her she is the love of his life and asks her to marry him.
Hilary tears up and squeals yes as she sees her new million dollar engagement ring.
Hilary Duff rushes out on to the balcony to see her new engagement ring in the sunlight.
Finally Hilary returns inside and deep throats Mike’s c*ck till she gags on it in appreciation for making an honest woman out of her.
