Kardashian half breed Kendall Jenner celebrated her sweet 16 birthday with a stripper themed party in the photo above.

Mother and pimp Kris Jenner had Kendall and her teen friends change into matching slut outfits and dance around a stripper pole. She then offered VIP room service from the girls to a group of Japanese businessmen to cover the costs of the party.

Clearly Kris Jenner is setting up her daughter Kendall to be another great American whore. Now that she is 16 years old any hopes of being a respectable Muslim’s wife have all but vanished, which is just as well considering Kendall appears to be eagerly embracing her mother’s vision of her one day getting gang-banged by the Clipper’s backcourt.

Disney star and former mental patient, Demi Lovato celebrated her 19th birthday today like a typical infidel whore by mutilating her chest with breast implants. As you can see in the photo above Demi Lovato has clearly enhanced her shameful feminine bosom, as her titties appear to be large and perfectly shaped.

Western women are extremely foolish for desiring to have big luscious breasts. If big breasts had any value then Allah would have given them to men! A woman’s body is an abomination and made from the spare parts of the man’s. Even the silly Christian religion teaches that!

Yes Demi Lovato getting breast implants on her birthday is further evidence that she lacks even the basic sense to despise her repulsive womanly curves. I fully expect her to be recommitted to the looney bin soon. Until then Happy Birthday you crazy whore!

Jennifer Love Hewitt, who I believe is turning 56 years old today, celebrated her birthday by calling the paparazzi to her Malibu home so they could photograph her dressed up in an outfit that she thinks looks like something Lady Gaga would wear.

You know Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting old and out of touch if she thinks that outfit is even close to anything Lady Gaga would wear. Lady Gaga is much more likely to wear a leotard made out of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pelt then 2 tutus and some pink leg warmers.

I can not wait for old lady Hewitt’s birthday costume next year. I bet she’ll come out in black face with her tits hanging out and bone through her nose and claim to be Beyonce.

In yet another sign of the economic downturn, Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday, saving Romo from having to buy Jessica a present.

Tony Romo’s financial adviser Richard Ginsburg released this statement “I think we all know that we are in some tough economic times right now. From a financial standpoint breaking up with your girlfriend before her birthday, Valentine’s Day, or Christmas just makes sense.”

However, our source close to the couple thinks the break up was because of more than just financial concerns. He suggests that Jessica Simpson’s recent weight gain may have played a roll, saying “Football season will be starting soon and Tony is going to have large bodies on top of him every day for the next couple months. He doesn’t need that when he gets home as well.”