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Demi Lovato Bikini Butt Pic

Durka Durka — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:08:13 +0000

Former Disney star Demi Lovato showed off her disgusting butt in a bikini in the photo above nearly causing me to vomit up my lunch of smoked goat meat and camel milk.

How a fattie like Demi Lovato can have such a flat shapeless ass is beyond me. Clearly Demi has never been harnessed to a plow and made to perform a decent day’s work in her life.

Instead this porker lays by pools roasting her flesh in the sun (as if that is going to help her appearance), causing nausea in pious Muslim men like myself. Demi Lovato must either exercise her rump regularly or wear the burqa, there can be no compromise on this issue.

Selena Gomez Brazilian Bikini Pics

Durka Durka — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:19:54 +0000

Selena Gomez is right at home showing off her butt in a bikini like the other wanton heathen women in Brazil.

Brazil is a nation obsessed with soccer and butt sex, so it is not surprising to see Selena Gomez down there with her bikini bottom firmly stuffed up her ass and not a soccer ball in sight.

These Brazilian Selena Gomez bikini pics clearly show that the former Disney star is trolling for anal. Selena obviously felt a desperate need for a good rectal stretching, and since a Muslim man would certainly split her in 2 with his powerful meat stick she has settled for a Brazilian backdoor banging.

Emma Stone Offensive Bikini Pics

Durka Durka — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:42:41 +0000

Actress and soulless ginger, Emma Stone offends Islam in the bikini pictures below.

As all Muslims know, Allah creates gingers like Emma Stone as a form of punishment for sins in a previous life (like being a Jew or lecherous woman). To pay for these past transgressions, gingers go through life being ridiculed and never feeling the sun on their sinful pasty skin.

However, due to the Jew science of sunblock, gingers like Emma Stone now have the capability to defy Allah’s will and expose their disgusting bodies to the light of day, and that is just what Emma Stone is doing in the bikini pictures below.

What an offense to Islam! If Emma Stone does not want to add a “d” to the end of her last name then she must repent immediately and never wear a bikini again.

Vanessa Hudgens Topless Bikini Pics

Durka Durka — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:05:48 +0000

Former Disney star and current pudgy whore Vanessa Hudgens pretends her top accidentally came off in the staged bikini pictures below.

Predictably Vanessa Hudgens has followed the career path of every former Disney child star (except Miley Cyrus of course) and is now resorting to ever more extreme acts of sexual depravity to save what is left of her dying career.

Unfortunately for Vanessa Hudgens, she already leaked fully nude pictures of her self when she was still a tight-bodied teen, so these doughy topless bikini pics will have little impact on her job prospects in Hollywood. She should try video taping herself getting it in the ass from some rapper. That seems to be something that infidel society really respect.

Another Rihanna Thong Bikini Pic

Durka Durka — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 21:00:50 +0000

The creature known as “Rihanna” again showed off her dumpy ass in the thong bikini pic above.

Clearly this Rihanna thing is a godless savage who is well beyond redemption. Even if us Muslims wanted to convert Rihanna to the one true religion (which we don’t), I seriously doubt she could even begin to comprehend the glorious teachings of the Prophet Muhammad.

By once again showing her primitive ass in a thong bikini, Rihanna has proven that she will be incapable of conducting herself properly in decent Muslim society when Islam conquers the West. Clerics will no doubt order that she be sent to toil away her remaining years deep in a salt mine.

Rihanna Thong Bikini Pics

Durka Durka — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:30:48 +0000

Dressed in a thong bikini pop star and heathen savage Rihanna frolics around in the water on the island nation of Hawaii. Clearly being on a island is making Rihanna get in touch with her roots, as this thong bikini is the traditional garb of her people.

Like a domesticated animal who is released into the wild, Rihanna is beginning to revert back to her natural state. If she stays in Hawaii much longer we can fully expect to see Rihanna topless with a bone stuck in her nose running through the jungle trying to spear her dinner.

Yes these Rihanna thong bikini pictures provide a fascinating insight for anthropologists into the native ways of Rihanna’s people. However, for the sake of the Hawaiian people let us hope she is recaptured by Jay-Z before the rains come, for they signal the beginning of the mating season.

Rihanna Elliptical Bikini Pic

Durka Durka — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:37:31 +0000

Rihanna shows off her powerful rump while in a bikini on a elliptical exercise machine in the photo above. What a waste of resources Rihanna spinning her wheels on a elliptical is, when her mighty hindquarters could be put to good use pulling a plow and tilling fertile ground.

With this squandering of natural resources it is no wonder that the West is in a sharp economic decline, while the intelligent civilized Muslim countries continue to prosper. Until the West learns to properly use its raw materials, like Rihanna’s large ass, they will continue to greatly trail us advanced Muslims.

Mila Kunis In A Pink Bikini For GQ

Durka Durka — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 19:00:23 +0000

Actress Mila Kunis does her best impression of a raccoon with tits for this picture from GQ magazine. All that eye shadow is doing its job as it makes Mila Kunis look like she has 2 black eyes, and thus she’s never looked better.

This photo invites the fantasy that a righteous Muslim man, after catching Mila Kunis defying Allah by showing her tits in a pink bikini, straightens her out with a few well deserved shots to her face. I’m getting aroused just thinking about it!

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pic Scandal

Durka Durka — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:44:30 +0000

It must be tough for 16-year-old Kendall Jenner to make a name for herself considering she is constantly living in the shadow of her big sister Kim Kardashian, and not just because Kim has a huge ass but also because Kim is a tremendous whore and there is nothing that infidel society reveres more than wanton sexual debauchery.

Of course Kendall Jenner is still going to give it her best shot at “being her own slut”, as the bikini photo above clearly shows. However, one can not feel that this is an exercise in futility as Kim will constantly be able to out whore her. With that being said this Kendall Jenner bikini pic is quite scandalous.

If there is one thing we know about the Kardashian sisters it is that they love symbolism, and Kendall Jenner is no different as the pic above shows. First Kendall is lying on her stomach showing that she is submissive. Next she is wearing a black bikini bottom to show that her sex organs are reserved for men of color (preferably ones that are unemployed). Finally Kendall is holding up the number 2 signifying that her #2 hole is open for business.

This Kendall Jenner bikini pic proves that she is ready to continue in the family business of prostituting her body for fame and fortune. If Kendall will be able to eclipse the accomplishments in this area of her older sister Kim is yet to be seen.

Shakira Thong Bikini Pics

Durka Durka — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:27:31 +0000

Mexican pop star Shakira shows off her world renowned ass in a thong bikini as is the custom in South America in the pictures below.

Clearly Shakira’s talents are being wasted in music as she has a sturdy base and could easily spend countless hours being productive toiling away in the field. With a rump like that Shakira could probably even drive the plow when the oxen are too tired and/or lazy.

These thong bikini pictures of Shakira show that she has the potential to be quite a useful woman if given the proper direction by a virile Muslim man. Let us hope Shakira utilizes her Allah given abilities before she wastes another harvest moon “entertaining” the Western degenerates.