Beyonce, queen of the crusader whores and puppet of the Zionist entertainment complex, plans to bring her filthy sex act to the heart of the Muslim world with a concert in Cairo. Not since al-Malik al-Adil Nur ad-Din Abu al-Qasim Mahmud Ibn ‘Imad ad-Din Zangi fought the crusaders in Damascus has the Muslim world faced such a threat!

If Beyonce is allowed to go ahead with her insolent sex party, all of our daughters risk growing up whores. Soon, they will dare to show their ankles in a public setting, or sit in a room with a grown man who is not an immediate family member!

If Beyonce insists on traveling to Egypt, she must be met with fierce resistance! She should be arrested and made to have a female circumcision in order to correct her wicked urges. If she objects, she must be stoned to death. Only then can our daughters be safe from Western vice and debauchery.

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Beyonce understands high fashion. How many other celebrities would have ruined this see through top by wearing a bra underneath?


Fashionistas know that nipples are the new “it” accessory. I expect to see nipples everywhere just flapping in the wind by next Spring. If girls want to hip and cool that is.


As you can see from these pics Beyonce is very with it.

 

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Taylor Swift owes Kanye West an apology. Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards Taylor Swift was given Beyonce’s award for “Best Female Video”, and refused to acknowledge the mistake. Courageously Kanye West jumped on stage and heroically wrestled the mic away from the 19-year-old hellcat.


Kanye decried MTV’s horrible mistake saying, “Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time … one of the best videos of all time!”


Sorry Kanye but to say Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” is one of the best videos of all time is a gross understatement. That video is the single greatest achievement in the history of the world (and probably the whole universe).


Beyonce in a leotard doing a dance created by someone else back in the 70′s touched my soul like nothing ever has before! Not to mention the video is shot in black and white! Everyone knows anything shot in black and white is super artistic. Oh and don’t even get me started on the song! The repeated shouting of “All my single ladies!” is one of the most moving bits of music ever made period!


Beyonce not winning for “Best Female Video” was like 9/11ing the Holocaust. Kanye was the only person brave enough to take a stand, and for this he should be praised. Not only that but Taylor Swift was totally calling Kanye the N-word with her eyes. I demand that Taylor Swift apologizes to Kanye for acting like a spoiled self-entitled racist last night.

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No longer satisfied just swallowing Jay-Z and the occasional drifter, Beyonce’s enormous ass decided to suck down her bikini bottoms.


Scientists estimate that at the current rate of growth Beyonce’s butt could soon be the size of Texas.


“I’ve never seen anything like it” says Prof Jim Michaels of the University of Toledo. “The fact that it maintains its shape at that size is what is particularly disturbing. Usually asses that get that big tend to flair out and sag. Beyonce’s behind shows no signs of that.”


Prof Michaels lab assistant Ronald Jenkins then chimed in adding, “Mmmm hell yeah!”