Beyonce is one of the least talented and most offensive infidels in the world. Her “music” consists of her screaming nonsensical Ebonics over crappy electronic melodies, and as you can see in the video above, Beyonce utterly lacks grace and any sense of rhythm in her dancing.

Because Beyonce is a mongrel who happened to come out with white facial features and a black’s hips and ass she is worshiped by the brain dead infidel masses, who will surely defend her terrible dancing in the vid above by claiming Beyonce is simply expressing the culture of the natives in “Atlanta”.

As a Muslim I have no patience for this Zionist political correct bullshit. Beyonce is ugly as hell and completely lacking in talent. Anyone who says otherwise is not only a blasphemer against good taste but against Allah as well.

The she-beast known as “Beyonce” continued her attack against the Muslim aesthetic, by looking as sexy as ever (which is to say not at all) while flashing her disgusting lady crotch.

Just looking at this picture of Beyonce’s filthy cooch makes me nauseous. I swear I can smell the stench of a New York sidewalk after a rain mixed with tuna water coming through the computer screen.

This Beyonce monster must be stopped, and it is up to us Muslims to do it! That is why I am issuing a fatwa against Beyonce and her dirty gaping lady hole. Allah willing her rein of terror will soon come to an end.

Well this photo proves what many of us have long suspected, Beyonce Knowles is an alien.

As you can see in the picture above, while Beyonce is shouting into a microphone to a thing she calls “music”, her human mask starts to peel away.

Obviously the real Beyonce is some sort of hideous reptilian alien who has taken on the mask of an attractive racially ambiguous girl to try and conquer and enslave humanity through heavily synthesized vocals and suggestive dance moves.

Well Beyonce your plan has failed. We here at Celeb Jihad have exposed you for the alien reptilian humanoid that you are. Return to your home planet at once and let your leaders know that earth is Allah territory, or face the wrath of a strongly worded Fatwa! Allahu Akbar!

In these rare photos we see the one known as “Beyonce” emerging from the sea and beaching herself on the sand.

Scientists report that Beyonce laid on the sand for hours before her gills dried out, and she was forced to make her way back to her watery home were she will continue to cause shipwrecks by leading unsuspecting sailors onto the rocks.

However, before the Beyonce left she rolled over and 1 of her 16 nipples was revealed from underneath her multicolored shell. It was a stunning moment for those observing her because seeing a Beyonce nipple is an incredibly rare event.

See for yourself the Beyonce’s nipple slip below.

Beyonce understands high fashion. How many other celebrities would have ruined this see through top by wearing a bra underneath?

Fashionistas know that nipples are the new “it” accessory. I expect to see nipples everywhere just flapping in the wind by next Spring. If girls want to hip and cool that is.

As you can see from these pics Beyonce is very with it.

Taylor Swift owes Kanye West an apology. Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards Taylor Swift was given Beyonce’s award for “Best Female Video”, and refused to acknowledge the mistake. Courageously Kanye West jumped on stage and heroically wrestled the mic away from the 19-year-old hellcat.

Kanye decried MTV’s horrible mistake saying, “Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time … one of the best videos of all time!”

Sorry Kanye but to say Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” is one of the best videos of all time is a gross understatement. That video is the single greatest achievement in the history of the world (and probably the whole universe).

Beyonce in a leotard doing a dance created by someone else back in the 70′s touched my soul like nothing ever has before! Not to mention the video is shot in black and white! Everyone knows anything shot in black and white is super artistic. Oh and don’t even get me started on the song! The repeated shouting of “All my single ladies!” is one of the most moving bits of music ever made period!

Beyonce not winning for “Best Female Video” was like 9/11ing the Holocaust. Kanye was the only person brave enough to take a stand, and for this he should be praised. Not only that but Taylor Swift was totally calling Kanye the N-word with her eyes. I demand that Taylor Swift apologizes to Kanye for acting like a spoiled self-entitled racist last night.

No longer satisfied just swallowing Jay-Z and the occasional drifter, Beyonce’s enormous ass decided to suck down her bikini bottoms.

Scientists estimate that at the current rate of growth Beyonce’s butt could soon be the size of Texas.

“I’ve never seen anything like it” says Prof Jim Michaels of the University of Toledo. “The fact that it maintains its shape at that size is what is particularly disturbing. Usually asses that get that big tend to flair out and sag. Beyonce’s behind shows no signs of that.”

Prof Michaels lab assistant Ronald Jenkins then chimed in adding, “Mmmm hell yeah!”