“Golden Girls” star Betty White’s nude pictures have leaked to the internet. No one knows for sure where these Betty White naked pictures came from, but I bet Betty was sexting with them.
Sexting is a major problem in the heathen West. Girls of all ages send explicit messages and photos to try and entrap men in their immoral orifices. Betty White was probably using these naked pictures to pick up a younger man, for as we know she has a taste for them after being romantically involved with Joe Jonas.
Shame on Betty White for trying to seduce younger men with these naked pictures of her younger self. If she is going to troll for young studs she can at least provide current nudes, so the guys know what they are getting into. To do otherwise is morally wrong and against the sexting code.
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Sources have confirmed that teen heartthrob Joe Jonas is dating Betty White.
Joe Jonas and Betty White were spotted getting cozy while having dinner at 4:30pm at a Cracker Barrel in Palm Springs. According to an eye witness “They seemed really into each other. Betty was rubbing her wool stockings up and down Joe’s leg, I thought it was going to start a fire. She kept hand feeding him hard candies from her purse, and he was licking them up. It was disturbing”
Joe Jonas and Betty White met through mutual friends of his grandmother. Apparently there was an instant attraction when Betty White offered to take Joe Jonas’ temperature rectally. She then regaled him with the tale of how back in St. Olaf, she was the deepthroat champion 5 years running. They have been inseparable ever since.
According to the prophecy foretold in the holy Qur’an, “at the end of times a woman of gold will defeat the forces of darkness”.
With the death of Rue McClanahan that leaves just one “Golden Girl” left, Betty White.
Betty White is the universe’s last hope against the evil shape shifting Jewish Zionist cabal that threatens to destroy everything that is good and pure, and by that of course I mean Islam.
The prophecy in the Qur’an is very clear. Betty White must find and destroy the Jew Queen. It will not be easy considering she is protected in her Jew hive made of solid gold.
However, once the Jew queen has been destroyed the Jewish Zionists will have no one to lay their eggs, and their race will be destroyed.
Allah be with you on your epic quest Betty White.
“Golden Girls” star Rue McClanahan has died, leaving Betty White as the last “Golden Girl” standing. We here at CelebJihad would like to congratulate Betty on her achievement, but we warn her to tread lightly. She could be next!
The mainstream press will tell you that Rue McClanahan died of a massive stroke. But we here at CelebJihad know the truth. In a daring nighttime raid, Al Qaeda operatives infiltrated McClanahan’s home and beheaded the 76-year-old star. Allahu Akbar!
Now that the truth has been told, the West has 48 hours to withdraw all forces from Iraq and Afghanistan, or face another assassination. You have been warned.
R.I.P. Rue McClanahan.
Today is No Megan Fox Day, because frankly she is an overexposed annoying twit. To celebrate the Internet has decided to promote a truly exceptional woman who really does not get the publicity she deserves. That’s right you guessed it, today is now officially Betty White Day! So step aside Megan because today 80 is the new 20.
I know when most guys hear the name Betty White they immediately think “saucy minx who I’d love to have gum my knob”, but few people realize all the amazing things Betty did for this great country of ours.
Betty White was the original viral hottie. Men use to telegraph her pics all over the 13 colonies. Powerful men were drawn to her beauty. Rumor has it Betty bedded 16 different US President’s, including the famously prude Calvin Coolidge.
However, Betty did not just provide pleasures of the flesh she also effected policy. Some of our most beloved government institutions like the Post Office, Federal Trade Commission, and Applebee’s come from Betty’s brilliant political mind.
During the War of 1812 Betty coined the popular phrase “the only good Canadian is a dead Canadian!”, a rally cry American troops still use to this day when slaughtering our weaker effeminate neighbors from the north. Of course her most venomous attacks were saved for the Asian American community, and have since been wiped from the history books.
Yes Betty White truly is an exceptional woman. Let us spend today celebrating her amazing life… because she will surely be dead soon… I’m just saying the woman is like a thousand.
