Don’t sue the messenger but it appears as though country music superstar Taylor Swift is up to her old tricks, making an obscene nude photo bet on this weekend’s Alabama vs. LSU football game.
The above photo is making its way around the Internet and appears to show Taylor Swift holding a hand-written contract authorizing someone named “Jeff” to take a graphic naked picture of her if Alabama defeats LSU on Saturday. Taylor Swift’s lawyers should know that I am no way claiming this photo is authentic, but knowing what I do of Taylor Swift’s proclivity for immoral behavior I am inclined to personally believe that it is legit.
One can only hope that LSU beats Alabama this weekend, because if this is real and Taylor Swift poses for a naked photo her millions of dim-witted fans would surely follow her example, and the last thing the Internet needs right now is to be overrun with awkward naked pictures of Taylor Swift’s homely fans.
In an incredibly beautiful and moving moment, convicted woman beater Chris Brown broke down into tears while prancing around stage at the BET awards lip syncing to pedophile Michael Jackson’s overrated music.
What better way to honor Michael Jackson than to have a psychopath whose career is clearly over dress up like him, and then have a complete emotional break down on stage for no apparent reason.
As you can see in the video below Chris Brown wanders around aimlessly while sobbing like Rihanna after she talked back to him, and is unable to carry-on pretending to sing Michael Jackson songs. It was a special moment and I still get chills every time I see it.
BET intends to create a new reality show staring convicted animal abuser and NFL QB Michael Vick, the Los Angeles Times is reporting.
According to our sources, the show, tentatively titled Michael Vick: The Dogg Pound, will begin filming at the end of the NFL season. It will chronicle Vick as he performs his court mandated community service at various animal shelters.
Shockingly, Vick’s primary role at the shelters will be to euthanize sick and unwanted animals. Each episode will begin with the host giving Vick a target number of dogs and cats to put down, and a list of new and inventive methods for doing so. If Vick hits his target goal, he will be rewarded with cash and prizes. If Vick misses his target, he will be forced to partake in humiliating challenges such as walking barefoot through dog feces and sniffing a dog’s behind.
BET was not immediately available for comment.
