The infidel social media site “Twitter” was abuzz with activity after Christ Brown’s performance at the Grammys, with kuffar women from all over the Western world tweeting about much they desire Chris Brown to beat the living sh*t out of them.
This is a tremendous step forward for the infidel females, as they finally recognize that only a strong masculine man like a Chris Brown or Muslim can slap some sense into their feeble female brains. What these girls, Chris Brown, and us Muslims understand is that a man honors a woman when he beats her as he is taking the time to teach her proper behavior.
Us Muslims will take note of these Chris Brown fans, for when we conquer the West they will be honored as the first infidel whores assimilated into our harems.
After being persecuted for over a year just for beating up his girlfriend “Rihanna”, Chris Brown is finally done with his cruel and unusual punishment of court ordered community service.
The Western legal system is barbaric and horribly out of date as is evident by this Chris Brown case. The Qur’an is very clear that when a man beats a woman he is honoring her. Watch the video below and learn how to properly beat your wife/girlfriend.
As you can see from the video Chris Brown really did not do anything wrong by honoring Rihanna with a beating. Certainly nothing that would constitute such a severe and degrading punishment as community service.
I thank Allah that when I beat my 3rd wife Bahiyaa to death for knocking over a bucket of goat’s milk I was living in the civilized Muslim country of Afghanistan.
Believe me I did not get off without punishment, but it was not an excessive amount of community service. I had to dig my wife’s grave, and then return half the dowry money I had received for her to her father. Talk about embarrassing, but I learned my lesson and so has Chris Brown.
I used to think that Lindsay Lohan was a petulant little harlot too sullied and polluted by years of causal sex to ever be considered for marriage. But after reading that Lindsay may have been beaten by her former boyfriend Sam Ronson, I may have to reconsider.
A supposed friend of Lindsay’s told the following to RadarOnline.com: “One time I saw Lindsay and she had a large welt on her head. She told me that Sam beat the s**t out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”
If true, Lindsay Lohan would be the perfect candidate for marriage. An obedient wife is hard to find in this country, but Lindsay seems to know her place. She also seems to understand that the more someone loves you the more likely they are to beat and choke you because you forgot to feed the goats.
Now, there is still the matter of Lindsay’s promiscuous past, but I try to be progressive when it comes to such matters. A quick female circumcision performed by my cousin Husam would help to curb Lindsay’s more sinful urges, allowing her to focus on woman’s work like rearing children and slaughtering animals with my other wives.
Lindsay, will you marry me?
Chris Brown is said to be “violently angry” after learning that ticket sales for his Fan Appreciation Tour are falling flat. The singer, who used to sell out stadiums, can’t even fill up a venue as small as the House of Blues.
Things have gotten so bad that Brown has taken to searching through his fan club’s database and confronting members who have not purchased tickets.
One such fan, Lisa Nordberg of Albany, NY, was persuaded to purchase tickets after Brown gave her a violent shaking. Another lucky fan, LaDawn Jackson of Chicago, IL, received two complimentary tickets and a vicious blow to the head.
“Chris didn’t hit me, I just fell,” said Jackson, whose left eye was swelled shut.
Added Jackson, “Besides, Chris just gets really emotional because he loves his fans so much! He’s only human! You don’t understand him like I do!”
