Grammy winning singing sensation Taylor Swift was photographed in this skimpy swimsuit at a beach in Australia yesterday.
Why Taylor Swift thought it would be OK to go to a public beach practically naked is beyond me. Taylor thinks that because she is a famous celebrity she can go around showing her knees and lower quads and people won’t throw goat blood on her branding her a whore. Well I got news for you Ms Swift, you just try wearing something like that to Fallujah Beach and you’ll get put in your place right quick.
Look at these pictures of Taylor Swift frolicking in the ocean in her ridiculously short swimsuit. If she keeps this up she’ll end up getting sexually assaulted by a shark.
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Miley Cyrus has fled the country with her 46 year old lover Norman Leerer. The couple was spotted on what appears to be the surface of the moon frolicking in the sand around the craters.
Miley, who is still just 17 years old, obviously ran off with Norman to the moon so that they could be intimate without fear of retribution from this countries oppressive age of consent laws.
A more romantic scenario I have not heard. The cocky old pervert and the young teenage skank running off to bang each others brains out is the stuff of a Shakespeare sonnet. Enjoy these pictures of true romance in action.
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Sienna Miller is an actress from such films as… ummm… well you’ve probably heard her name before because she is beautiful. Anyway Sienna was at the beach the other day in this tiny little pink bikini when she appears to have been viciously attacked by a malicious seafaring butt weevil.
As you can see in the pictures below Sienna desperately fights with the weevil as it burrows its way into her anus. Finally Sienna abandons the struggle and accepts her fate. The butt weevil will make its way up Sienna’s colon and lay its eggs in her small intestine. The eggs will just gestate for 3 months before hatching and killing her.
Enjoy some of the final pictures of Sienna Miller in a bikini.
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Yesterday Sophie Monk was at the beach filming a docudrama about the life and times of Mother Teresa. She was just about to shoot the scene where Mother Teresa has an epiphany and realizes that God wants her to move to Calcutta and work among the slum dwellers, when lo and behold her right nipple fell out.
Obviously everyone on the set was rather taken aback by the accidentally nudity, so much so that the director decided to scrap the project altogether and have the film destroyed.
Luckily someone kept these still photos of the event so that you could enjoy looking at Sophie Monk’s nipple. Knock yourself out.
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It has been a tough last couple of years for Jessica Alba. The poor girl had to marry some douche named “Cash”, and her once tight body was ravaged by the effects of pregnancy. To add insult to injury she was greatly eclipsed by Megan Fox as the hottest woman in Hollywood (coincidentally neither woman can act and both are annoying).
But it appears as if Jessica Alba has finally come out of her slump. She has got her body back! This is an important first step for getting her life in order. Now she just has to drop the husband and lose that baby and she’ll be good to go.
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Miranda Kerr is a beautiful Victoria Secret model, but she is probably best known as the place where Orlando Bloom parks his manhood.
Why a beauty like Miranda is wasting her feminine wiles on a man like Orlando Bloom is beyond me. As evident from his “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies Orlando is incapable of growing a respectable beard thus proving that he is not a real man.
Miranda should be with a real man like Osama or Santa Claus not that lady boy Orlando. In the Middle East women scorn baby face half men. I guess I’ll never understand western aesthetics.
Here are some pics of Miranda Kerr topless at the beach during a Victoria Secret photo shoot.
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Denise Richards was photographed at the beach in her bikini yesterday. She has obviously been doing her ab exercises. Of course by ab exercises I mean bobbing her upper body up and down quickly on something (probably a producer at E!).
Why Charlie Sheen let this whore escape his harem I’ll never know.
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