By posing naked with her legs spread on top of a bathtub in the photo above, Emma Watson has given new meaning to the term “a whore’s bath”.
Emma Watson is in need of a good delousing, as she is almost certainly infested with every sort of malicious crotch weeble prevalent in the infidel West.
Only boiling Islamic holy water can properly sanitize Emma Watson’s shameful nude body. However, even after this treatment she will need a thorough examination by a Muslim Imam (holy man), who will inspect every crevice and orifice to ensure she is clean.
Miley Cyrus bravely shows her sideboob while taking a bath in the photo above.
Miley is a good Muslim woman, so the purpose of this photo is clearly not sexual but to show off her tattoo of a Native American “Jewcatcher”.
The Native Americans believe that these Jewcatchers protect them by trapping the mouth-breathing Hebs in the web at the top. They then used the feathers to tickle the Jews into dropping their gold. An important piece of cultural history that Miley Cyrus and her sideboob are reminding us of.
With rumors of a Brad and Angelina break up swirling, Jennifer Aniston is reportedly hiding in the couple’s bathtub with a knife, patiently waiting to strike. The expected ambush comes just hours after Aniston kidnapped a ferret belonging to Pitt’s adopted son Maddox and boiled it alive.
“Jen is still very much in love with Brad,” a sources close to Aniston claimed. “It’s Jen’s hope that these drastic measures will show him just how much she really cares.”
Experts speculate that while Aniston is waiting for the couple to arrive home, she will likely scour all of the bathroom drains in an attempt to find hairs to add to her “Brad doll.”