Finally we are making some progress with Jessica Alba. After years of her making horrible movies and not showing us some much as one nipple, Jessica has finally caved in and shown her bare ass in a movie.

The movie is called “The Killer Inside Me”. I assume it is about Jessica Alba getting railed by a killer. As you can see from the screen caps below there is a scene in the movie in which Jessica finally shows some skin in the form of her naked butt. Kudos to you Jessica, but frankly after making “Good Luck Chuck” with Dane Cook you owe us a lot more nudity than this.

If you are like me then you are probably pretty depressed about Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy being taken by a coyote, and no matter how many coyotes you torture and kill you just can’t get over your depression.

Well luckily Jessica Simpson feels our pain. According a Simpson insider, “Daisy was her baby. It’s going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever.”

We’ll get through this together Jessica! Whenever I am feeling blue I like to look at this picture of your bare ass. It has gotten me through some tough times. Maybe you should try it, or at the very least you could take some pictures of your butt and send them too me. I am feeling awfully low.