Selena Gomez’s propensity for underage girls was well established after her relationship with Justin Bieber. However, now Selena’s sick pedophile ways have really gone to the extreme, as you can see in the picture above of her trying to makeout with a baby.

I don’t know how you degenerate infidels do things, but us Muslims would never let someone sexualize a baby like this. That baby is obviously a good 5 or 6 years away from being ready to be married off and breed, and Selena Gomez trying to violate her before then is just plain wrong.

Selena Gomez has shown once again that she is one disturbed lesboqueer pedophile in this picture of her and a baby. One can only hope that she can be stopped before she is found in a planned parenthood’s dumpster scissoring with a fetus.

Justin Bieber has teamed up with the metal band Slipknot to remix his hit song “Baby”.

Justin Bieber partnering with Slipknot was inevitable considering that they are a band of Satan-worshipers and Bieber is not only the Anti-Christ but more importantly the Anti-Muhammad.

As you can see and hear in the video below these 2 forces of evil have combined to make a pop song that is not only sadistic and sinful, but Allah help us, ridiculously catchy.

Halle Berry started a controversy earlier this week while being interviewed by Ebony magazine when she said the following about her baby with white male model Gabriel Aubry,

“I feel she’s Black. I’m Black and I’m her mother, and I believe in the one-drop theory.”

Of course the “one-drop theory” is the theory from back in the slave times (also known as “the good old days”) that if a child has even one drop of black blood in them then they are black and can be made into a slave.

A sound theory to be sure, but now Halle Berry is taking her race hating to the next level. In an interview with Jet magazine the Oscar winning actress says the following about her baby,

“My baby is a straight up n*gger and I don’t care who knows it. She just lays around the house sleeping all day. If I yell at her to get a job she starts crying. If that is not a n*gger then I don’t know what is.”

At the time of this articles publication the babies father Gabriel Aubry was unavailable for comment, but sources close to him have told us he is heartbroken about the news. “He just wished Halle would at least check the nappyness of their daughter’s hair and her propensity for grape drink before casting disparaging labels upon her” said a family friend.

Only in a place as disgusting as Hollywood could a married couple having a baby still offend Allah.

Nicole Kidman and her husband Keith Urban have announced that they’re the “proud” new parents of a baby girl named Faith Margret. This all seems well and good, until you dig a little deeper and discover that the child was conceived by harnessing the evil power of science!

It seems the demonic child was born using a “surrogate,” who I assume was a healthy young Muslim girl abducted from her home by Mossad and forced to work as a breeder for the Hollywood elite. This disgusting process is becoming all to common, as once fertile actresses like Kidman pass their prime and become barren. Rather than spend their final years grinding wheat or weaving rugs as Allah intended, these women defy the natural order with the use of their evil Jew super science.

If the couple has any decency, they will at least raise the child to join the al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigade. But I suppose that’s too much to ask from a bunch of spoiled infidel celebrities.

Natalie Portman has a gay bastard child in the oven. Apparently, the wretched Zionist was not content with spreading lesbian propaganda via her films, and decided the best course of action was conceiving a child out of wedlock. As the Hadith teaches us, conceiving out of wedlock all but assures the child will be born a homosexual. As if to leave nothing to chance, the father of the child is a French ballet dancer.

As you’ll remember, Natalie started her acting career later in life at the age of thirteen. I can’t help but wonder what might have happened if she would have spent her pre-teen years landing a husband instead of looking for acting gigs. Perhaps she could have avoided the sinful path she is currently on. To be honest, her clan’s elders are equally at fault. I hope they will do the right thing by selling the child into slavery and stoning Natalie in the town square.

The preceding note was from my client and CelebJihad.com founder, Jibril “Jimmy” Jihad, who is currently being interrogated at a secret CIA facility somewhere in Eastern Europe.

Marty Platinum
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Justin Bieber’s music has long been criticized for being too “simplistic” and “just plain awful”. Music executives are starting to take notice as it appears they are now targeting Justin Bieber’s music towards those who can not voice their objections to it, namely babies.

Stores across the country are already starting to restock Justin Bieber’s CDs in their “Music For Babies” section. There are also rumors that Justin Bieber will be making a guest appearance on the hit Nick Jr show Moose and Zee to help promote his new album.

Frankly, I find it deplorable that Justin Bieber would try to peddle his horrible music to defenseless babies. As the most vulnerable members of society, babies should be protected from this type of audio abuse that is about to heaped on them by Justin Bieber and the Zionist controlled music industry.

Congratulation to Gary Busey and his girlfriend Steffanie Sampson on their new arrival, Luke Sampson Busey. Based on these parenting tips from Gary, we know the kid is in good hands…

1. To avoid SIDS, always place your baby on its back when putting it to bed. To avoid AIDS, wrap your child in latex after each and every bowel movement.

2. Be sure to screen prospective babysitters by checking their credit, job history, and anal cavity.

3. When disciplining your baby, always remember to have the safety on, otherwise you might accidentally shoot it for real.

4. If you decide to put your baby up for adoption, don’t forget this important fact: the white ones fetch exponentially more at auction.

5. Breast feeding is recommended for the baby’s health, but it hurts dad’s nipples like hell.

6. Your baby is a gift from above, and like all gifts from above, we must remember to thank Needor, the all-knowing one, for his wrath is furious, his hand swift, and his anal probings uncomfortable.

7. Raising a baby is a challenge, but ultimately you’ll be rewarded with delicious toddler spleen.

8. When putting your baby to sleep, always use twice the amount of poison that you would use on a medium size dog.

9. Newborns love movement and bright colors, making LSD the ideal drug for your baby’s playtime.

10. Babies are a lot like Jews in the sense that they both love delicious smoked salmon.

11. If you choose to feed your baby breast milk, make sure to strain out unwanted pieces of breast.

12. When traveling, always make sure your baby moves in a line parallel to the earth’s gravitational field, regardless of the orientation of any particular street or the traffic moving on said conveyance. That way, your baby’s own magnetic signature will be hidden from the Evil Lord Krylor and his minions in the “United Nations.”

13. When you are in a pinch, an infant’s cartilage skeletal structure means it can be eaten whole, not unlike a soft shelled crab.

14. Though stuffing a regulation-sized football into your baby’s mouth while you repeatedly punch him in the face each night might make him cry now, he’ll thank you once the first of those monster, Busey-sized teeth starts poking out through his gums.

15. While it is socially accepted to refer to your child as “in the oven” when it is in the mother’s womb, after the birth it is frowned upon in the literal sense. Still, I have yet to find a better babysitter than my ol’ Lady Kenmore.