Avril Lavigne handjob



Canadian “rock star” and possible Jewess Avril Lavigne was caught giving a handjob in the disturbing video above.


As you can see, Avril takes great joy in jerking off a (small by Muslim standards) cock. No doubt this type of behavior is commonplace in a backwoods uncivilized country such as Canada, but Avril Lavigne needs to keep these sick Canadian sexual perversions to herself.


Whether it is giving handjobs, sucking off a Moose, or finger-banging Santa’s elves, us Muslims will be forced to Jihad most righteously against America’s hat if Avril continues to promote her deviant Canadian lifestyle like this. Allahu Akbar!

Avril Lavigne skater girl



Avril Lavigne made it big in the late 90′s and early 2000′s by claiming to be a punk “skater girl” while singing horrible pop songs. Well Avril’s chickens have finally come home to roost, as you can see in the video above.


Since Avril Lavigne made a name for herself as a skater girl, she constantly has to prove how hardcore she is at skateboarding. Unfortunately for Avril she is a woman and incompetent at pretty much everything, and especially inept at physical activities like skateboarding.

Avril Lavigne ass



Self-proclaimed “punk” star Avril Lavigne was caught on camera in St. Tropez showing her tiny Canadian ass, in the hope of shocking the French.


Avirl reportedly spent the day on a yacht in the south of France, drinking Mountain Dew, talking about how hardcore she is, and high-fiving her friends.


When Avril spotted some French fisherman near her yacht she told her friends to “watch this”, before proceeding to slightly pull down the back of her bikini bottoms revealing the top half of her ass crack. She then proceeded to taunt the fisherman by shouting, “Chill out whatcha yelling for?”


The French fisherman appeared to be unmoved, as the majority did not even bother looking up from their fishing lines. Obviously they were in shock from Avril Lavigne’s hardcore antics. This is girl is such a tremendous badass! Canada would be wise to keep her under wraps less she cause an international incident.

 

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