Russian Supermodel Oksana Grigorieva has been accused of smashing her face into Mel Gibson’s defenseless knuckles, CelebJihad has confirmed.
During the incident, which allegedly took place in January, the crazed Oksana attacked Gibson without provocation while he was praying quietly in his room. Using her face as a weapon, she struck Gibson’s knuckle with such force that she reportedly broke her nose and knocked out several of her own teeth.
This is a new low for Western women, even for a Russian girl. While I’ve come to expect immoral behavior from infidels, attacking such a noble figure as Mr. Gibson is beyond contemptible. Let’s hope the authorities have the foresight to lock this harlot away so she can no longer bedevil such a brave, anti-Zionist stalwart like Mr. Gibson.
With Hollywood still reeling from the news that the Jonas Brothers molested a fat man at the beach, now comes word that Vanessa Hudgens has attacked an elderly woman outside a trendy cafe.
Vanessa was leaving the cafe with her evil henchman known only Nick Nack when the pair came upon the helpless old woman carrying a laptop. As the picture above clearly demonstrates, the two thugs quickly pounced on the woman, with Nick Nack attacking her from behind as Vanessa ran off with the laptop. The old woman was later taken to the hospital and is currently in critical condition with a broken neck, hip, and pelvis.
Why Vanessa Hudgens, with all of her money, would choose to attack and rob an elderly woman is beyond comprehension. Psychiatrists speculate that Vanessa may have been jealous of the media attention being paid to the Jonas assault, and this was simply her way to one-up the brothers. Whatever the case may be, an epidemic of violence is sweeping young Hollywood. Authorities would be wise to begin randomly flogging these entertainers before the behavior spreads further.
