As you can see in the video above, converted Muslim Hayden Panettiere was sexually assaulted by a giant orb who’s identity was later revealed to be infidel transvestite Lady Gaga.
A fine Muslimina like Hayden Panettiere is no doubt traumatized after being put in a bear hug, and having her pious ass spanked by a degenerate like Gaga. As proud Muslim warriors we can not sit ideally by while our women are sexual assaulted by pop star freaks like this.
That is why I am calling on all Celeb Jihadists to get to work drafting a strongly worded Fatwa to be issued against Lady Gaga on the eve of the first harvest moon. Rest assured Hayden, Gaga will pay for what she did to you. Allahu Akbar!
Pop diva Justin Bieber got beaten up pretty bad by none other than Disney star and mental patient Demi Lovato! As you can see Justin Bieber’s face is badly bruised and he reportedly also suffered a slightly torn labia after a confrontation with Lovato outside a Santa Monica nail salon. Frankly, he is lucky to be alive.
Demi Lovato was recently committed to a mental health facilily for various severe mental health issues after she assaulted one of her backup dancers in early November. Demi obviously targeted Bieber because of his alleged relationship with her ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez.
Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez had a well documented hot teen lesbian affair, and when the relationship deteriorated so did Demi’s mental health. Recently pictures of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber getting cozy have surfaced which is probably what caused Demi to snap and attack Justin Bieber.
I could always sense that the Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato lesbian love triangle was going to end in violence. There is little doubt that Selena will answer this attack against Justin Bieber, and the violence will continue escalating. Let us hope no innocent Muslims get caught in the crossfire.
Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller called police on her husband Christmas morning, and claimed he had assaulted and choked her. Charlie Sheen was arrested for felony second degree assault, and spent most of Christmas day in jail.
Sources say authorities gave both Charlie and Brooke blood alcohol tests. Brooke registered a .13 while Charlie registered a .04 (which is the amount of alcohol permanently in Charlie Sheen’s system without having a drink). Brooke then recanted her story to a female officer just before Charlie’s bail hearing, telling the cop she was very drunk when she made the 911 call.
Celeb Jihad has learned that Brooke Mueller has just stumbled into the police station with tinsel stuck to her hair, and carrying an empty bottle of Goldschlager (or as she calls it “Christmas juice”) and is accusing Charlie Sheen of murder.
Brooke has let loose a string of accusations against her husband including that he is a “stupid face”, “couldn’t f*ck his way out of a paper bag”, and that he “killed Jon Benet Ramsey”. She apparently wants to press charges on all 3 counts. Police are now conducting a manhunt for Sheen who they will most likely shoot on sight.
Girls Gone Wild founder and tremendous douchebag Joe Francis took hitting on the ladies to the next level last night when he beat up fellow douchebag Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole.
According to Jayde Nicole, Francis was hitting on and harassing one of her girl friends so she did what any sane person would do, she threw her drink in his face. That’s when Joe punched Jayde in the face, threw her to the ground by her hair, and kicked her in the ribs. Apparently Jayde’s friend tried to come to her defense and she got punched too.
Joe Francis then fleed from the club. Brody claims to have chased him, but was tasered by some mystery person (yeah right wuss).
Being the man that Brody is though he didn’t let the tasing stop him from talking smack on Twitter about the incident saying, “Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him. How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”
Notice the extra exclamation points at the end he obviously means business!!!
Police are looking for Joe Francis to question him about the assault. Hopefully they can find him before he hangs himself in a hotel room in Canada.
Chris Brown could not beat the assault charge stemming from his abuse of former girlfriend Rihanna.
Judge Patricia Schnegg slapped Brown with six months of community service earlier today. Even after he pounds the community service out Chris is still not in the clear.
The judge also smacked the hell out of him with five years of probation. During which time a probation officer will be all over Chris to stomp and choke out any questionable activity.
When Judge Schnegg asked Brown if he had, had enough the singer could only muster a whimper as he cowered in the corner. The judge laughed, and then commented on the strong smell of urine coming from Brown before tossing him a towel and telling him to clean himself up.
