Marisa Miller and her band of merry whores all appeared in the UK version of GQ magazine topless.

It is all part of GQ’s tribute to gratuitous almost nudity in magazines. The good people at GQ are such innovators in this field that they didn’t even bother conducting any BS interviews with the models in which they talk about how a sense of humor is the most important thing in a man. Nope just a full page of almost partial female nudity with a small bio in the upper corner, and a copy of their signature so after guys get finished beating off to them they can forge checks in their names. It doesn’t get much hotter than that.

Without further ado here is Marisa Miller & friends topless in GQ magazine.

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio has decided that almost showing her nipples and ass in numerous photo shoots is now not enough, and has gone and finally just straight up showed them to us.

I respect Alessandra’s candor in these pictures. A lot of Victoria’s Secret models go their whole careers without giving us any straight up bare ass shots. They seem to think they are above the girls who do full on nudity. Just like how waitresses at strip clubs look down on the dancers, they have an undeserved sense of righteousness.

Alessandra understands that all models are just whores selling sex and consumer products to the masses, so that the sheep keep happily working for the international banking Zionist machine. Kudos to you Alessandra for recognizing the hypocrisy of your fellow models and throwing it in their faces with these pics of your ass and nipples. Now lets some vag!

Sienna Miller is an actress from such films as… ummm… well you’ve probably heard her name before because she is beautiful. Anyway Sienna was at the beach the other day in this tiny little pink bikini when she appears to have been viciously attacked by a malicious seafaring butt weevil.

As you can see in the pictures below Sienna desperately fights with the weevil as it burrows its way into her anus. Finally Sienna abandons the struggle and accepts her fate. The butt weevil will make its way up Sienna’s colon and lay its eggs in her small intestine. The eggs will just gestate for 3 months before hatching and killing her.

Enjoy some of the final pictures of Sienna Miller in a bikini.

Santa has come early, and he brought pictures of Olivia Wilde’s ass in tights.

Of course I am not some heathen Christian, so I do not believe in Santa Claus. Us Muslims have a greatly superior benefactor in Ramadan Raheem. A kindly half goat half man who delivers fresh figs and humus to all the good little Muslim boys and girls, while righteously violently mutilating all the bad ones. It is quite whimsical.

That being said, Olivia Wilde’s butt does look spectacular in these pics. God bless the sodomite fashion designer who throw us straight guys a bone and made tights for women trendy. Maybe next year he can work on some sort of shirt with a window in the front. Call it a tit shirt or something. I don’t know it is just an idea.

Here is an early Christmas gift from Santa. Pics of Olivia Wilde’s booty in leggings.

Look at these pictures of Taylor Swift in a black bikini. Not only is Taylor a nazi, but she must also worship Satan.

On her left breast (over her heart) is a demonic sign. Sure some people will think it is all innocent because the skull and cross bones are glittery. Little do these people know that the glitter is made out of puppies!

Surprisingly Taylor Swift does not look as anorexic as I thought she would in a binki. I can only assume that she has been feasting on aborted fetuses to get her weight up.

Wow it must suck to be Orlando Bloom, between these pics of Miranda Kerr’s ass and these of her topless I’ve pretty much seen his girlfriend naked.

How do you like that Mr hot shot movie star? I can picture your girl nude and do nasty things to her whenever I want and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it. You do not even want to know what I have planned for her tonight. Let’s just say if someone actually did this they’d put them away for a long time… and probably have to shoot the donkey.

We mentioned last week that Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked in a scene in her new movie “The Killer Inside Me”.

Well we have now received the video of this glorious scene. I don’t know what is more gratifying, finally seeing Jessica Alba’s ass, or the fact that someone is beating her. I must admit that I do appreciate the direction Jessica’s career is taking, and I’ve got a wonderful part for her in my new movie. Of course there is a scene were she’ll have to take a cattle prod to the tits, but that shouldn’t be a problem.

Here is the video of the Jessica Alba spank scene from “The Killer Inside Me”.