Megan Fox stripped down to her bra and panties for this commercial for Armani underwear.

Boy has Armani lost touch with its Italian roots! From what I know of Italians they are absolutely going to hate this commercial, and probably tear at their mustaches and throw a pizza pie across the room when they see it.

If Armani wanted to do this commercial right it would be shot in color, and they’d get Megan Fox a quality spray tan. Something in a rich mahogany. They then would blast some sick house music in the background while Megan grinds her privates into a juiced up gorilla. Now that’s Italian culture!

Megan Fox is the new face of Emporio Armani underwear, and by face I mean half naked body.

This is a terrible move by the marketing department of Armani. I’ve been watching quite a bit of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” lately, and I just don’t see how Megan Fox is going to be able to sell to the guidos and guidettes who wear Armani. For one thing they are going to find her grotesquely pale. Also with Megan having those deformed toe thumbs she’ll never be able to perform a proper fist pump to some wicked house music.

Armani is just completely out of touch with Italian culture. They have to reconnect with their roots. Being Italian is about taking steroids, being orange, and pretending to be in the Mafia. I just don’t see how Megan Fox in her underwear captures that Italian essence.

Here are the pics from Megan Fox’s Emporio Armani underwear photo shoot.