“90210″ star AnnaLynne McCord flashes her moderately hairy vag in the upskirt photo below in a desperate attempt to attract a Muslim man.

Clearly AnnaLynne is so horny for Muslim man meat that she is now resorting to exposing her feminine hairs to appeal to the Islamic aesthetic. However, unfortunately for Ms McCord she will need to grow out MUCH fuller pubics to have a shot at ever being a virile Muslim’s cum receptacle.

Yes, AnnaLynne McCord has a long way yet to go before she is hairy enough to be mounted by us Muslim warriors. I suggest she keep her legs closed until she has a respectable lady bush to display. Allahu Akbar!

AnnaLynne McCord the star of nothing you have ever seen before, was attention whoring it up at the beach this weekend.

AnnaLynne, who has every paparazzi’s phone number on speed dial, showed up at the beach in a small bikini and proceeded to pose in various sexual positions. She also basically made out with her sister during a game of volleyball .

If you look closely at the pictures below it appears that AnnaLynne McCord has either a really fat pussy or she has a tampon sticking out. Either one could be a turn on depending upon who you talk to, but based on the size of the lips on her face my guess is option one.

AnnaLynne McCord the star of the new “Beverly Hills 90210″ show was out showing her nipples yesterday to raise awareness of a charity for Haiti.

AnnaLynne wore a see through black top while she stalked down paparazzi to show them her nips, and a flier for “Artists for Peace and Justice” which is some sort of charity for Haiti. No doubt AnnaLynne was so honored at being referred to as an “artists” that she agreed to run around with her nipples hanging out to draw attention to the group.

AnnaLynne has got to realize that Haiti is a real mess, and has been for years. A couple of perky tits is not going to change that. No if she really wants to be an “artist” making a difference in Haiti we are probably going to have to see full penetration. Now that just may save Haiti.

If you are like me and have not seen any of the new 90210 show you may want to catch it next time it is on. The show stars AnnaLynne McCord and her nipples as evident by the promo photo below.

I know you are probably thinking “that is just an accident her nipple doesn’t co-star on the show”. Well then how do you explain this picture of AnnaLynne and her nipple shooting a chase scene?

I feel sorry for AnnaLynne she is breaking one of the oldest rules of show business. Never perform with kids or nipples, they’ll upstage you every time.